Gus Poyet FACTS...

[webbyson]

On his birthday, Gus Poyet is going to issue a Knighthood to The Queen

 

[luke17]

Gus Poyet can out drink Paul Gascoigne on a night out

 

[webbyson]

Gus Poyet is responsible for "The man in the moon" ....it is one of his many sun's

 

[Gazwag]

If Gus had been PM instead of Tony Blair, this country wouldn't be involved in a pointless, wasteful,idiotic war

If Gus had been PM instead of Tony Blair he would have won the war on his own and crushed Saddam and Bin Laden's heads like a soft strawberry

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

When his holiness the Pope needs advice on ecumenical matters, he gives our Gus a call.

 

[rigton70]

will be interesting if this gus poyet FACTS continue if we get promoted and then struggle in the championship

 

[Norman Potting]

An anagram for Gus Poyet's surname is "Top, ye!"

But remember, all of this is possible because Charlie has let him!

 

[Norman Potting]

Southern haven't got a spare train for the special back from Southampton so Gus is going to pull a train of ordinary carriages with his teeth, backwards, to Brighton in 90'. (not adapted from a Charlie Oatway or Chuck Norris one!)

 

[fork me]

Gus Poyet would be able to reunify North and South Korea before he has even had his Weetabix, if asked to do so.

Even more impressively, he can eat 3 and a half weetabix in one go!

 

[fork me]

unlike the rest of mankind, Gus understands women

The rest I could believe, but there's always one person that goes too far!

Even women don't understand women.

 

[BHseagull]

Gus Poyet beats Paper, Scissors AND Rock.