Gus Poyet FACTS...

[Munkfish]

Gus Poyet has counted to infitiy Twice.

 

[Stat Brother]

Gus has read this thread already FACT.

 

[pishhead]

Gus Poyets tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

 

[Trufflehound]

Gus Poyet has counted to infitey Twice.

Gus Poyet can spell 'infinity' - allegedly.

 

[upthealbion1970]

I touched Gus once

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gus Poyet would be able to reunify North and South Korea before he has even had his Weetabix, if asked to do so.

 

[Munkfish]

Gus Poyet can spell 'infinity' - allegedly.

Gus Poyet HATES Pedantic TW@'s like you... allegedly.

 

[tonymgc]

Gus only has to give a woman a slight glance & their knickers fall to their ankles

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Gus Poyet is the only thing that can move faster than light.

 

[Munkfish]

Gus Poyet can slam shut a revolving door. FACT.

 

[Mendoza]

Gus Poyet was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gus Poyet doesn't walk or run. Planet Earth spins beneath him.

 

[Munkfish]

Gus Poyet and Superman had a fight, the loser had to wear there pants on the outside of there trousers.

 

[Acker79]

Gus Poyet has counted to infitey Twice.

Gus Poyet has counted to infitiy Twice.


Last edited by Munkfish; Today at 14:16.

Gus can probably correct his spelling of infinity correctly, though this has never been proven due to him never spelling it wrong in the first place.

 

[Mendoza]

when Gus was bored, he created God

 

[Easy 10]

Gus Poyet was supposed to play the lead role in the film Mission Impossible.
They drafted in Tom Cruise instead, because otherwise the title would make no sense.

 

[algie]

I touched Gus once

Bring back memories of me touching Ian Wright's leg when he celebrated scoring by jumping up on the fence.

 

[Easy 10]

Its claimed that Jesus could walk on water.
Gus Poyet can swim through land.

 

[The Grockle]

Gus doesn't know I watch him whilst he undresses FACT

 

[Zamora For England]

Gus Poyet never blinks.