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[daveinprague]

Perhaps because he didn't have enough room to type every religion as his username so he picked one at random, perhaps Pastafarianism is a symbolic metaphor for all religion and it's a convenient play on the word Rastafarianism that fits in with the 'flying noodle' parody. I dunno Dave. It's a religion, a "fairy-tale". You said you didn't care. Please don't stab me.

Dont threaten me with violence, and I wont.

Yeah, ok...people will understand from seeing the name, and the colours behind the name, that he is ridiculing all religions. Seems legit.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

No, my family know, and understand my reasons for not being a believer. Its a simple enough question, and anybody who doesnt 'understand' my point, is being disingenuous.

You mean rather than your point being .... well ... pointless ?

 

[daveinprague]

You mean rather than your point being .... well ... pointless ?

If the pillock cant answer the simple question. I guess so.

 

[pastafarian]

Why ridicule one religion, to show you ridicule other religions. Its quite a simple question that he seems unable to answer.

interesting question

 

[pastafarian]

If the pillock cant answer the simple question. I guess so.

i must have missed a few pages.....what was the question?

 

[Buzzer]

Dont threaten me with violence, and I wont.

What about the self-inflicted wounds that you regularly give yourself on here? You could be like Tyler Durden in Fight Club, beating yourself up in Prague car parks on a Friday night.....and I know what your alter ego could call themselves: DaveInDave.

See what I did there? This could work, you know.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

If the pillock cant answer the simple question. I guess so.

Rather someone can't answer a queston than be a lair Dave !

 

[daveinprague]

As ive explained to bushy previously. What people here think of me, or say to me bothers me not...seriously. People here are anonymous to me, so anything said to me rolls off the back. Doesnt seem to be the case for others here though ;-)

 

[daveinprague]

Rather someone can't answer a queston than be a lair Dave !

Back to your lair.

 

[Buzzer]

First rule of Dave Club: No-one turns up to fight at Dave Club.

Second rule of Dave Club: If you turn up to fight at Dave Club, bring a knife.

Third rule of Dave Club: ellipsis. We need lots of ellipsis.

 

[daveinprague]

1st rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit what anonymous people say.
2nd rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit what anonymous people say.
3rd rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit. what anonymous people say.

I enjoy the laugh. However, for some here. This is life. Life with a thin skin.

 

[Buzzer]

I enjoy the laugh. However, for some here. This is life.

Wrong film. That's Trainspotting.

 

[Simster]

1st rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit what anonymous people say.
2nd rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit what anonymous people say.
3rd rule of Dave Club: Dont give a shit. what anonymous people say.

I enjoy the laugh. However, for some here. This is life.

For dave, this is just a giggle. He's above it all you know.
For everyone else RIPPING the piss out of him, it's all they have.

Dave knows this because, erm, he doesn't know them.

Have some more marvellous double standards to go with all the others, everyone.

 

[daveinprague]

Oh. Some pomposity. Who is it? Oh...

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Back to your lair.

Where have I lied ?

 

[daveinprague]

Where have I lied ?

Eh?

 

[daveinprague]

Im off to lunch. Im sure you can all enjoy a mutual wankfest whilst im gone.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Back to your lair.

Eh?

You called me a lair - - over to you to provide the evidence.

 

[Buzzer]

Im off to lunch. Im sure you can all enjoy a mutual wankfest whilst im gone.

What about DaveinDave? He's still staying though isn't he?

 

[pastafarian]

Yawn.
That nitwit seems to be ridiculing ONE religion, whilst claiming to be ridiculing all religion. Im asking why. Providing thats ok with you? Maybe you could even explain to me how using the name Pastafarian on a red, gold and green background signifies riduling all religion.

why do you even care?