completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Ernest]

NMH is the president of the Rihanna fan club

 

[Titanic]

bhadeb has penchant for courgettes.

 

[Titanic]

Jamon Jamon has an extensive collection of serviettes and sauce sachets from different McDonalds restaurants.

 

[defrocked priest]

Bright1064 the burger noshing legend is really a vegan.

 

[defrocked priest]

Uncle Spielberg's favourite film is Showgirls and not for the nudity he loves the dance numbers.

 

[defrocked priest]

The Large One has never had a bowel movement in his life.

 

[defrocked priest]

Mendoza once hijacked a London bus demanding it drive to Cuba.

 

[defrocked priest]

Footy Chick was the seventh member of the Spice Girls but was dropped by the others because she was better looking and had real musical talent.

 

[defrocked priest]

Waiting For 7:18 is illiterate.

 

[Titanic]

defrocked priest was the 6th member of the spice girls - and liked to be known as Old Spice.

 

[defrocked priest]

Safeway shoplifts from Sainsbury.

 

[defrocked priest]

Titanic has a fear of any drinks with ice in them.

 

[defrocked priest]

Easy 10 hates every Batman film ever made.

 

[Titanic]

defrocked priest lives in Hassocks.

 

[El Presidente]

Buzzer can speak fluent Vulcan

 

[defrocked priest]

Conboy bought the Eiffel Tower.........twice.

 

[defrocked priest]

Ernest portrayed the gimp in the film Pulp Fiction.

 

[Titanic]

El Presidente is almost certainly not the only gay in Brighton.

 

[defrocked priest]

Zesh Rehman runs like Peter Crouch.

 

[defrocked priest]

Scotty Mac owns every stock share of MacDonalds.