completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Easy 10]

TLO spends every Sunday morning whittling famous newsreaders out of frozen custard. His lovingly created replica of Michael Buerk can briefly be glimpsed behind the right shoulder of Tom Hanks in the popular romantic comedy Sleepless in Seattle during a kitchen scene, when Hanks is on the phone to his on-screen sweetheart Meg Ryan.

 

[Seagullible]

easy 10 likes to smell the toilet paper after he wipes his bum

 

[Easy 10]

This is supposed to be FALSE facts

 

[Titanic]

Easy 10 actually has a puzzling penchant for crinoline.

 

[simonsimon]

Harty once licked windows with the Queen.

True

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Easy 10's gazebo is actually quite tiny

 

[Brian Fantana]

1066 once kissed a girl, and he liked it, which is in itself strange, as he's never liked the taste of cherry chapsticks before.

 

[1067Seagull]

Paxton Dazo in Swahili means 'village of ant herders'

 

[Horsham Gull]

1067 Seagull is related to Michael yardy

 

[1067Seagull]

1067 Seagull is related to Michael yardy

Isn,t he an impersionist from the 1970;s who I have seen on UK Gold?

 

[vulture]

the large one won slimmer of the year in 1997

 

[El Presidente]

In the restaurant scene in 'When Harry Met Sally' the faked orgasm sounds made by Meg Ryan were in fact dubbed by Lush.

 

[vulture]

medonza and richie morris used to be in the camp band the london boys

 

[El Presidente]

Vulture has electric cattle prods attached to his testicles, which deliver 10,000 volts every time he uses a capital letter, comma or full stop.

 

[vulture]

dave the gaffer was lead singer for big fun in the late 80s

 

[vulture]

el pres stalked the goss twins from bros and was given a 3 month jail sentence

 

[El Presidente]

el pres stalked the goss twins from bros and was given a 3 month jail sentence

It was 9 months actually.

 

[vulture]

1066 gull is the half brother of robbie jackson from eastenders

 

[The Large One]

Vulture makes involuntary noises when he watches the opening credits to Blue Peter

 

[Taybha]

im new and dont know anybody but you all seem like a nice bunch of wankers