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Can some answer me this please?
- Thread starter Janbha
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Why is it that when a man blows his nose he has to examine what is in his hankie?
To check that the substance he was attempting to remove from his nostril has indeed been removed?
So we know how fertile we are?
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So we know how fertile we are?
How you work that one out?
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Banned
I always check the paper after wiping my ass, give it a good sniff too. I found a whole cuboid of diced tomato in there the other day, fascinating stuff.
Always check my ahem, happy tissues too. If my population paste is lumpy that's a sign I'm in ill health.
See, men check all their excretions.
Always check my ahem, happy tissues too. If my population paste is lumpy that's a sign I'm in ill health.
See, men check all their excretions.
scooter1
How soon is now?
Is the correct answer
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- #11
Well I certainly dont do it! I just blow my nose and thats it, job done, but men always have to go that step further and hold a post mortem on the excrement!
I wasn't accusing you of doing it, I'm sure there are some men who don't either (gay), my missus won't but I insist that I check hers for spiders etc but I have seen women do it and heard them fart as well...although they NEVER smell.
withdeanwombat
Well-known member
To check if my brain has fallen through the holes in my head.
Yes,yes,I should be checking a different..... erm....opening.
Yes,yes,I should be checking a different..... erm....opening.
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Oh now there is another question I have to ask... why do men think women farting is so very different from them doing it
Gritt23
New member
Because if there is anything vaguely yellow, about the snot, then we are clearly going down with a severe case of man flu and must take to our bed immediately, with the inevitable helping of grumbling.
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There poses another question... how come men have flu when it is simply a cold? How come they have bronchitis when it is simply a cough? How come men are always much more ill than any woman?
Oh now there is another question I have to ask... why do men think women farting is so very different from them doing it
This man doesn't think it's so very different and was being ironic/sarcastic (take your pick). All people fart, it's just some people - mostly men I grant you - make more of an issue of it. Some women have expected me to believe that they have never farted.
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This man doesn't think it's so very different and was being ironic/sarcastic (take your pick). All people fart, it's just some people - mostly men I grant you - make more of an issue of it. Some women have expected me to believe that they have never farted.
I think the women you speak of actually mean they have not farted in front of a male. Women have this knack of holding onto farts I am sure it cant be healthy to do so lol
porkdog
Member
I once read that its healthy to fart 17 times a day. whether this is true or not i dont know.
My wife tells me she only ever farts in private. What she doesn't know is that I record her sleepfarting at night!