Borderline Boilers

[Barnet Seagull]

Madonna's got to be borderline these days?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ulrika Johnson - personally I say she's gone to far away now but would others say she's still got enough?

Ulrika everyday of the week! In her prime and now!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Madonna's got to be borderline these days?

Despite her arms, I'd say she still jumps the qualifying height with room to spare.

Sophie Rayworth?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Despite her arms, I'd say she still jumps the qualifying height with room to spare.

She's been ropey for years.

 

[Grendel]

I never really understood her. I know they gave her a decent pair of tits but is it actually possible to properly do it?

Was it that Paddington Green program on a few years back that had that transexual prossie?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Despite her arms, I'd say she still jumps the qualifying height with room to spare.

Sophie Rayworth?

Nope - well worth a poke

 

[Pat McCrotch]

Patsy Kensit - getting on a bit but pure filth

Anyone see that film on over christmas called The One and Only? Kensit plays a geordie nympho and theres one scene where she's shagging this guy in a deserted supermarket in the middle of the night.

Pure filth that I personally would like to RUIN !!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

C' mon chaps. Best thread of the last two days, got to be some others out there to debate.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

C' mon chaps. Best thread of the last two days, got to be some others out there to debate.

Well I suggested Anne Heche but there were no takers.....

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

Okay, I thought the dark haired girl in TATU was f***ing gorgeous but whenever I say that everyone looks at me like I'm a MENTAL.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Dawn French?

I wouldn't (although I am qualified as a scuba diver, so I could if I wanted to) but I think plenty might...

 

[John Boy]

Carol Voderman

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

Dawn French?

I wouldn't (although I am qualified as a scuba diver, so I could if I wanted to) but I think plenty might...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Athletes are always a bit tricky aren't they...

Yelena Isinbayeva for example.

TATU bird was good enough - NOT borderline.

 

[Easy 10]

Dawn French is clinically obese, so that automatically pushes her straight over into munterdom I'm afraid.

Roseannes sister, Jacki ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Athletes are always a bit tricky aren't they...

GPWM, I think Paula Radcliffe's a tricky one: OK, she's obviously not fat or outstandingly ugly and may well be energetic. But her lack of body fat means her face is covered in fluffy facial HAIR. And she craps in the road.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

If you're looking for a home and leisure collection you must surely need to add Amanda Lamb (A Place in the Sun).

Oh yeah definately would do Amanda Lamb, would also have to say Courtney Love, you just know she would be pure filth. How about ex Blue Peter presenters, somebody has already mentioned Anthea Turner, but also Yvette Fielding (now some home & Leisure thing as well), Janet Ellis (pure as the driven snow and goes like the Flying Scotsman) and Sarah Greene all defiantely would get the fast train to kazville.

 

[Easy 10]

"GPWM, I think Paula Radcliffe's a tricky one: OK, she's obviously not fat or outstandingly ugly and may well be energetic. But her lack of body fat means her face is covered in fluffy facial HAIR. And she craps in the road."


I don't like the way she wobbles her head when she runs either. Naah, she's crossed the border for me.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

Carol Voderman

All day long. I'd get her to shout complicated mathematical equations while we were at it.

 

[Timbo]

GPWM, I think Paula Radcliffe's a tricky one: OK, she's obviously not fat or outstandingly ugly and may well be energetic. But her lack of body fat means her face is covered in fluffy facial HAIR. And she craps in the road.

Radcliffe definately no. Kelly Holmes has got to be a bit borderline.