Albion chants that only exist in your house

[Shooting Star]

We love you, we love you, we love you,
And where you go we follow, we follow, we follow,
Cos we support the Albion, the Albion, the Albion,
And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it

 

[Barn Door Billy]

(To YMCA)

No, we're not gay
Just because we support B and HA
They are better than you
And they wear white and blue
The team of your dreams at B and HA!

 

[Bhafc11]

One i cant get out of my head...

We scored four at Anfield!
We scored four at Anfield!
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na..

 

[Richard Reynold's Haircut]

Woooohoooooo
Wooooooooooo
We are the North Stand, North Stand, North Stand, North Stand of the Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion from the Sussex, Sussex, Sussex, Sussex By the Sea, Sea, Sea

Woooooooooooo

Sounds GREAT when I sing in the shower.

Oh wait, no sorry, it doesn't.

 

[maffew]

New baby in SA Not really an Albion song but when winding
Isla, giz a burp, Isla Isla giz a burp

 

[maffew]

hilarious

...............

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

steveee coppells got 3D: daughter sings this because i told her thats what we sing

 

[Lush]

After a victory our, pleased to see us, dogs are greeted to a chorus of:-

'Put your paws up for Brighton'

Do you have a cat too?

"I love this kitty"

 

[seagullwedgee]

To the tune of The Beatles' "Yesterday".

John O'Shea, I had no idea that you were gay
Til your boyfriend told me yesterday, that you were gay, oh John O'Shea.
Suddenly, I noticed that you were bumming me
Now it's splashing out all over me, all cum and wee, came suddenly.
Why you had to blow, I don't know, I couldn't say
you've got something wrong, you're a manky wong to-day ay ay ay ay.... John o'Shea .... (repeat)

Sorry it has nothing albionay to do with it, but it is a regular tune for no apparent reason...

 

[fire&skill]

To the tune of the 'Hallelujah Chorus':

CHAAARLIE OATWAY
IS AN AUTHOR. IS AN AUTHOR.

 

[Mendoza]

Not a chant, but I keep referreing to Buckley as Will.I.Am Buckley, Brezovan as Sexy Pete, and after Wednesday Assulin as The Gai Lionel Messi

 

[Munkfish]

I always refer to Will Buckley as Billy Buckley.

and can be quite often found singing to myself.

Adam El Abd, Adam El Abd, Adam El Abd, Hello Hello Hello Hello. to the tune of Nivarna - Smells like Teen Spirit.

Bobby Z songs everytime he scores a goal if watching Soccer Saturday.

 

[Seagull1989]

When I heard that wolves made an approach for Poyet I started singing.

We want you to stay
We want you to stay
Oh Gus Poyet
We want you to stay.

We might be singing this at the Amex come end of season :-(

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My constant one is to the tune of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman"

Oooooh, he takes care of himself
He will win at all costs
He's ahead of his time

Oooooh, and he never, gives uuuuuup
and he never gives in
He wins time after time

You can keep your Jose
cos its always, Gus Poyet, for me.

 

[Monkey Man]

If anyone happens to know "The Bestest in the Barn" by, erm, Charlie and Lola - we've long been adapting that for our record signing. With admittedly limited success:

"We've got Mackail-Smith. He plays for our team. A perfect little 'kail-Smith. The bestest in the barn."

 

[Alan Cundle]

steveee coppells got 3D: daughter sings this because i told her thats what we sing

Quality!!
Equally the opposition goalkick chant in our house for my 5 year old is, "wooooooooooaaaaaaaaah, you stink ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

 

[Return of the Rev]

oh licky licky licky licky licky licky licky guy!

 

[Capricorn]

Very boring and conventional but I find this to be very catchy, and i've been known to burst out with it spontaneously:
So hoist up the Brighton flag, here how the Albion sing,
If you don't join in, i'll sing on my own (sing on my own),
don't wanna go home, don't wanna go hoooooooooooooooooommmmme,
this is the best trip i've ever been on.
Or depending on how i'm feeling replace the last couple of lines with 'I wanna go home, I wanna go hooooooooommmmme, this is the worst trip i've ever been on'
Or recently 'Selhursts a shithole, I wanna go home'. I don't know why I find it so catchy...

 

[tinx]

My lad when he was very young confused two chants:-

Seagulls Seagulls seagulls and sea sea sea siders

So even now he always sings

sea sea seagulls. sea sea seagulls

 

[dadams2k11]

Not my own as i read it on a post when Vicente sign for us but is a regular song with me and my kids...

To the tune of "price tag" by Jessie j.

He don't need your money money money,

He don't need your money money money,

He wants to play the Brighton way, let's hear it for Vicente.