Abdul Rasak

[Smirko]

Heard he went radio rental, stripped off stark Bo**ox naked in Churchill Sq and started pounding the Pavement shouting "Mancini is the devil", detained by passing traffic warden and taken to Mill View.

 

[Woodchip]

This all seems rather strange tbh - as I heard that Razak was found wandering round Horsham last Sunday evening wearing a cardboard Carlos Tevez mask & a pair of flippers on his feet. Apparently, when the pair of Community Support Officers approached him to check on his mental state, he whipped out a Pukka Pie from somewhere unfathomable & shouted: "Hand over Las Malvinas - or I'll pull the pin on this Steak & Kidney Grenade & blow us all to Crawley!"

Since being sedated & carted off in a heavily blinged-up ambulance, nobody seems to know his current whereabouts.

Are you Meade's Ball in disguise?

 

[Brovion]

I heard Rasak got decked by Vincente.

That's not quite true. Vicente said something colloquial in Spanish which sounds very similar to an incredibly offensive insult in 16th century Portuguese (which apparently is similar to the dialect they speak in the part of the Ivory Coast where Razak comes from). Razak swore back in Catalan using the nominative/imperative which in international Spanish sounds REALLY offensive, and it all kicked off from here. This happened in the players lounge in front of Poyet, Tony Bloom, Caroline Lucas and the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury.

That's what I've been told anyway. Up to you whether you believe it or not.

 

[The screamer]

That's not quite true. Vicente said something colloquial in Spanish which sounds very similar to an inredibly offensive insult in 16th century Portuguese (which apparently is similar to the diaect they speak in the part of the Ivory Coast where Razak comes from). Razak swore back in Catalan using the nominative/imperative which in international Spanish sounds REALLY offensive, and it all kicked off from here. This happened in the players lounge in front of Poyet, Tony Bloom, Caroline Lucas and the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury.

That's what I've been told anyway. Up to you whether you believe it or not.

Its lucky they don't speak French!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Are you Meade's Ball in disguise?

I'm not actually, but I think I've discovered the secret of his colourful, boss bons mots . It's called heavy afternoon drinking.

 

[Sheebo]

Jokes and bullshit aside, it is worrying he's not been in squad after his impressive performances...

 

[Taybha]

His neighbours will be pleased if nothing else .

 

[dadams2k11]

I heard from a reliable source Michael Owen was signing a loan deal..













Turned out to be total boll*x.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

This does sound plausible. If the rumours about him going off in a strop at the pompey game is true then this would make sense. Find it hard to believe he would have been dropped after his performance against Ipswich

He wasn't. He was dropped after the Donny and Cardiff games, in which he was average and shit, respectively.

 

[piersa]

i saw him at a charity shop. Both his legs had been amputated and his arms had been tied in a knot by someone.

 

[sydney]

i saw him at a charity shop. Both his legs had been amputated and his arms had been tied in a knot by someone.

mancini will not like that....... how much was he btw.

 

[Titanic]

This all seems rather strange tbh - as I heard that Razak was found wandering round Horsham last Sunday evening wearing a cardboard Carlos Tevez mask & a pair of flippers on his feet. Apparently, when the pair of Community Support Officers approached him to check on his mental state, he whipped out a Pukka Pie from somewhere unfathomable & shouted: "Hand over Las Malvinas - or I'll pull the pin on this Steak & Kidney Grenade & blow us all to Crawley!"

Since being sedated & carted off in a heavily blinged-up ambulance, nobody seems to know his current whereabouts.

That is almost very similar to something I heard too

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

That's not quite true. Vicente said something colloquial in Spanish which sounds very similar to an incredibly offensive insult in 16th century Portuguese (which apparently is similar to the dialect they speak in the part of the Ivory Coast where Razak comes from). Razak swore back in Catalan using the nominative/imperative which in international Spanish sounds REALLY offensive, and it all kicked off from here. This happened in the players lounge in front of Poyet, Tony Bloom, Caroline Lucas and the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury.

That's what I've been told anyway. Up to you whether you believe it or not.

Bullshit.
I know someone who's worked with the Mum of one of the guys who mate alterations to the oversized kit worn by Gully himself. He told me for sure that the Archbishop of Canterbury left at half time in a HUFF after receiving a Chicken Balti pie when he'd ordered Steak and Ale.

 

[leigull]

Can't trust any report from a new poster that posts a very suspicious looking fishing attempt and then says "can't be bothered to go into details".

Naylor says he's back in contention for tomorrow. Which could be taken as something untoward went on, or just that as others have said, he wasn't that great in the last few games. Don't forget Assulin missed out that game as well

 

[Mr Burns]

I have contacts at the club who said:-

Wibble, with his pants on his head and a pencil up his nose.

I don't trust him.

Wibble Wibble

 

[Chicken Runner61]

To be fair I heard a similar story

But it was that he fell out with Gus over something football related rather than causing trouble

 

[seagullondon]

I heard he criticised Gully's Girls and caused an outrage on twitter which led to him being dropped

 

[Superphil]

To be fair I heard a similar story

But it was that he fell out with Gus over something football related rather than causing trouble

Falling out with Gus is causing trouble surely

 

[Twinkle Toes]

To be fair I heard a similar story

But it was that he fell out with Gus over something football related rather than causing trouble

It might've been something to do with young Abdul demanding that he drove the team bus up to Blackpool whilst doing his Frank Spencer impersonation. Unfortunately, his driving skills are even more non-existent than his comedic impersonations - & Gus wasn't having any of it.

Strangle as it may seem, Tanno does do very good Benny Hill turn after he's had a small Sherry. And not a lot of people know that.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Falling out with Gus is causing trouble surely

Yeah I meant football related rather than anything else.

Funnily enough same day a mate told me he had moved in next door to his nephew and what a nice bloke he was.