Can I put my dead dog in green bin outside ?

PILTDOWN MAN · Mar 5, 2014

banjo said:
Nothing to do with this thread but reminded Me of this tongue twister. Ken Dodds dads dogs dead.

I hope the old fellas ok must be a shock for someone that old to deal with. Ken's dad must be well over a hundred.

Rip ken Dodd's dad's dead dog

hopkins · Mar 5, 2014

Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

Psychobilly freakout · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

aaaahhh the old double bag trick, your right no one will ever know.....

Apart from us......

Just off outside to check my green bin.....

Nope not mine, carry on people.

Grombleton · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

Was it a tie handle bin liner or a tie top bin liner?

DavidinSouthampton · Mar 5, 2014

Do you have food bins where you are?

Barrel of Fun · Mar 5, 2014

DavidinSouthampton said:
Do you have food bins where you are?

There are food banks that can help. Try there first before desperate measures.

banjo · Mar 5, 2014

PILTDOWN MAN said:
I hope the old fellas ok must be a shock for someone that old to deal with. Ken's dad must be well over a hundred.

Rip ken Dodd's dad's dead dog

It must be a old dog.

Sompting_Seagull · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

And 10 pages more for that statement......don't ever get a dog again.

m20gull · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

I realise I should have asked before but what is special about a green bin? We are in a council area where we have five bins: food, paper, bottles, garden and general. I could see putting it in the food bin as it would then be recycled, but not in a bag, let alone two. In a bag it would have to go in the general bin, space permitting

Mowgli37 · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

What breed of dog was it? Even with a cheeky double bagging it's going to be pretty difficult to disguise a St Bernard or the like, particularly in broad daylight!

hopkins · Mar 5, 2014

Half Cairn terrier and half jack Russell. Relatively light.

hitony · Mar 5, 2014

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Mowgli37 said:
What breed of dog was it? Even with a cheeky double bagging it's going to be pretty difficult to disguise a St Bernard or the like, particularly in broad daylight!

I can confirm it was a hound dog.....this has just come up for sale on a facebook selling site.............conclusive evidence I would say!

Grombleton · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Half Cairn terrier and half jack Russell. Relatively light.

Which half is which?

Guinness Boy · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

LOL

xx

HAILSHAM SEAGULL · Mar 5, 2014

hopkins said:
Blimey 10 pages for this simple question ! As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

As the area manager for City Clean, the refuse collection agents for Brighton and Hove City Council, I have to inform you that all our operatives will tomorrow, be checking every recycling bin we collect.
If we come across any bin bags, they will be checked for contents, and if you late deceased dog is found, then you will be liable for a £250-00 fine and the case will be passed onto the RSPCA, for a possible prosicution.

Psychobilly freakout · Mar 5, 2014

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:
As the area manager for City Clean, the refuse collection agents for Brighton and Hove City Council, I have to inform you that all our operatives will tomorrow, be checking every recycling bin we collect.
If we come across any bin bags, they will be checked for contents, and if you late deceased dog is found, then you will be liable for a £250-00 fine and the case will be passed onto the RSPCA, for a possible prosicution.

£250.00 fine as opposed to what it cost poor old uncle Spielberg, that means Hopkins saved about £50.00.....

Quids in high five Hpkins....

Guinness Boy · Mar 5, 2014

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:
As the area manager for City Clean, the refuse collection agents for Brighton and Hove City Council, I have to inform you that all our operatives will tomorrow, be checking every recycling bin we collect.
If we come across any bin bags, they will be checked for contents, and if you late deceased dog is found, then you will be liable for a £250-00 fine and the case will be passed onto the RSPCA, for a possible prosicution.

What if it turns out to be Ken Dodd's Dad's dog?

m20gull · Mar 5, 2014

Psychobilly freakout said:
£250.00 fine as opposed to what it cost poor old uncle Spielberg, that means Hopkins saved about £50.00.....

Quids in high five Hpkins....

and given it was not his bin, he might still get away with it completely

WATFORD zero · Mar 5, 2014

I think that prosicuting him is a bit over the top

whatever it is ?

HAILSHAM SEAGULL · Mar 5, 2014

Guinness Boy said:
What if it turns out to be Ken Dodd's Dad's dog?

We will fine him too, he's loaded after his tax avoidance

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