Can I put my dead dog in green bin outside ?

[hitony]

Brilliant thread. Can't stop laughing. Has to be gold. RIP Mr Dog.

Looking at the piccie above, Mr Dog (Aka Lucky) looks quite alive!! ........... maybe he is Lucky after all

 

[severnside gull]

Ah well, I've tracked down a picture of the OP though!

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You mean Lucky was alive until he was double bagged and dumped in that bin!!?

 

[vegster]

It's Alive!

Well that's charming, the best brains on NSC work for 12hours for a solution and all for nothing !

 

[Mowgli37]

Well that's charming, the best brains on NSC work for 12hours for a solution and all for nothing !

Or perhaps that was just another dog which has been snared by hopkins on a brutal canine cull?

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I put a load of McDonalds wrappers over the top of the bag so good luck with that. It's only a dog for gods sake. Wish I hadn't asked.

Feckin Mcdonds you sick mother fecker......

 

[Hastings woody]

At least there is one less mutt shitting on the pavement. Take it to Beachy Head & throw it off already.

 

[Man of Harveys]

we have had dogs as well
so you think because this is about a dog its OK
says a lot about a person how they treat animals even when they are dead
I have respect for all living things ...................maybe I should be a Buddist

Worst song lyric ever

 

[pastafarian]

As it is I double bagged the dog and put it in the green bin 3 doors along. I'm not really a dog person to be honest.

Phew no dog in my bin this morning

Surely double bagging was unnecessary and not very green friendly,could you not have just yoinked it in?

 

[MarioOrlandi]

Not one to read when you have a chesty cough, brings all manner of stuff up. Brilliant thread, especially the old lady and the suitcase.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Following on from earlier post if you find any bagged up birds it's not me as (a) I didn't bag it (b) I don't live in the Brighton area.

Good luck getting your operatives to check for dead dogs. That'll be an interesting team briefing.

A sniffer dog will accompany every refuse truck today, we will find Lucky

 

[Trufflehound]

A sniffer dog will accompany every refuse truck today, we will find Lucky

Posting this early in the morning?

You've clearly been up all night to get Lucky.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Posting this early in the morning?

You've clearly been up all night to get Lucky.

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No lid will be un-turned

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

At least there is one less mutt shitting on the pavement. Take it to Beachy Head & throw it off already.

No need to throw it off. Just place it on the cliff top. Within days it will have disappeared under the rubble that was once Sussex.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Clearly a bit late but, as a suggested disposal idea, you could always follow the 'Dumb and Dumber' dead bird route.

Not only do you get rid of the dog but you'll be quids in as well!

 

[Goldstone1976]

No lid will be un-turned

I know that you'll have been up all night briefing your teams about this issue and won't have had time to show them an image of what they're looking for in the event that the double-bagging has failed. Please feel free to show them this:



Good luck in your search

 

[Iggle Piggle]

A sniffer dog will accompany every refuse truck today, we will find Lucky

A live one?

 

[Grombleton]

A sniffer dog will accompany every refuse truck today, we will find Lucky

Please tell me we're not dealing with a dead leprechaun as well?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It is still unclear if the OP is being serious. I am beginning to worry that he is. If that is the case you can only feel sorry for the Dog and the life it must have led if it's owner has such a distain and disregard for it. And anyone that says " it is only a cat, only a dog " should not be owners in the first place. Carry on and enjoy the sun.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

It is still unclear if the OP is being serious. I am beginning to worry that he is. If that is the case you can only feel sorry for the Dog and the life it must have led if it's owner has such a distain and disregard for it. And anyone that says " it is only a cat, only a dog " should not be owners in the first place. Carry on and enjoy the sun.

I think pretty much every post on this thread (including my own) has been written on the assumption that the OP isn't being serious.

It's probably a reasonable expectation that the tone of the whole thread would change pretty drastically if it did turn out to have been a real situation.

 

[driller]

Could you take it for one last drag round the park?