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Realising that a song you think is quite new, is twenty years old
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You know you're getting old when...
- Thread starter Stat Brother
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Lincoln Imp
Well-known member
- Feb 2, 2009
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When you realise that The Times is aimed at people younger than you are.
DNB_Seagull
Dirty Northerner. For now
- Apr 27, 2014
- 579
I used to think piles was when you shit yourself.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,678
You know you're getting older when the popes are looking younger.
The Brighton Bear
Come on Kylie, get a grip
The extended recovery time for getting over anything. In fact, just getting over anything!
BlockDpete
Well-known member
- Oct 8, 2005
- 1,144
When Cabinet Ministers start looking younger. Or you find yourself fancing the female ones.....
When you get up from the chair with an " aarrgghh " ! Surely a sign the best days are over now.
Grey ear and nose hair. Don't even mention the pubes. An ABOMINATION !
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,272
In less than eighteen months, the DVLA will start issuing driving licences for people born in the year 2000 
- Jul 7, 2003
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The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
Your thai bride celebrates her 40th birthday.
I'm not going to lie.
I've noticed myself doing this
I do it EVERYTIME now Edna ! Can't help it !
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'm now growing hairs on the back of my hands
(But NOT the palms luckily
)
(But NOT the palms luckily
)
- Jul 7, 2003
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When the cashier at Tesco asks you for ID as you're buying a bottle of wine, and it makes your entire day.
Hairy back and Grey pubes. Not a winning combination.
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,272
And WHO told you this anecdote, pray tell
It happened to me a year or so ago.
When I stopped laughing, I realised she genuinely wasn't going to let me buy the wine if I didn't dig my driving licence out. Then she said "It's policy. We have to ask anybody who looks under twenty five".
Then I laughed even more.
That is GREAT Edna.
When you look at the obitiaries to see if someone kuffed it before you.