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David Bellotti dead!
- Thread starter janee
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aberllefenni
Active member
- Jan 15, 2009
- 461
I'm surprised the story hasn't been related to you before. PM me and I'll tell you, not sure if I can publicly reveal all, perhaps one of the mods can advise. All I will say is that it involves the much-missed Roy Chuter.
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,647
It is time to pause and reflect on the achievements of a great man:
Fowler is widely rumoured to have had a sexual liaison with Jo Bellotti, the wife of the chief executive of Brighton David Bellotti in the toilets of the Grand Hotel following a testimonial match for the former Liverpool and Brighton midfielder Jimmy Case.
Good on you Robbie, give Jo a call. Once the funeral's out of the way she should be free.
Fowler is widely rumoured to have had a sexual liaison with Jo Bellotti, the wife of the chief executive of Brighton David Bellotti in the toilets of the Grand Hotel following a testimonial match for the former Liverpool and Brighton midfielder Jimmy Case.
Good on you Robbie, give Jo a call. Once the funeral's out of the way she should be free.
Fred Oliver - Legend
Well-known member
**** that! Party on!!! Burn in hell you son of a bitch.
Razzoo
Well-known member
You should never celebrate someone's death. That said there are always exceptions to these rules. Cheers 
vauxhallexile
New member
- Jul 31, 2003
- 97
Let's not forget, whatever else we think of David Bellotti and his time at the club, that two children, who cannot be blamed for what happened, have lost their father.
Phat Baz 68
Get a ****ing life mate !
- Apr 16, 2011
- 5,023
Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Abiding emotion still sympathy for the people who were banned from watching the club they loved, or put behind bars, or suffered an inordinate amount of worry that something which should last for tens of generations would be lost for the sake of a few quid.
Uncle C
Well-known member
Screaming J
He'll put a spell on you
Well, I discovered the news this morning when I was doing an enormous poo. Which, tbh, I found rather apt.
Moshe Gariani
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2005
- 12,101
So what? I've never met them, never will, and if they read this then they must be mental.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Just seen the news, no respect for the club he nearly destroyed, so no respect here.
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Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
On first reading of his death I felt very little. But then I thought about what happened to this club and his role in it. I think the following song is a fairly fitting send off.
Seagull on the wing
New member
I don't rejoice over someones death,but I won't miss him either,more sorry that Ron Moody...(You've gotta pick a pocket ot two...) has gone as Sir Christopher Lee...(Dracula)
Bombadier Botty
Complete Twaddle
- Jun 2, 2008
- 3,258
PHP:
Presumably the weight of this 'enormous' log, and therefore it's resultant accelerated drop velocity, ensured a relatively clean break at the sphincter and therefore minimal wipage, aided no doubt by you being dehydrated as a result of you having just woken up and having taken onboard no fluids overnight, and thus the aforementioned log having a less moist, more 'snappable' consistency conducive to a clean break on exiting the anal canal.
And I'd love to think Roy Chuter & Sarah Watts were waiting at the pearly gates when he arrived
Now that brought a broad grin and a tear at the same time. But I think we know that Bellotti was just not in the same class ....not even close.
RIP Roy & Sarah. Forever loved. Never forgotten.
attila
1997 Club
Update from Hell. Bellotti currently trying to sell it to property developers and do a deal to groundshare with Crystal Palace