public school boy
Banned
what's yellow and hangs between two sticks?
A septic cripple
A septic cripple
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Favorite old sick jokes.
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Behind Enemy Lines
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Knock knock..
Who's there?
Doctor...
Doctor Who?
No Doctor Shipman, is your Gran in?
Behind Enemy Lines
Well-known member
What's grey and smells of curry?
...John Major's cock.
(God that's horrible)
...John Major's cock.
(God that's horrible)
bright1064
New member
The Large One
Who's Next?
What's old and grey and smell of ginger?
Fred Astaire's face
Fred Astaire's face
robbo2u
New member
How can you tell if an Ethiopian has been sick?
His mates are around him with spoons!!!
His mates are around him with spoons!!!
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Whats pink and smells of holly?,,,,Ian Huntley's cock
fatbadger
New member
I heard Marc Bolan was on the radio yesterday. And the dashboard, and the bonnet, and the tree.
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
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Di and Dodi are in the car on the way home from a night out on the town in Paris. Di says to Dodi "Why don't we stay at my place tonight?".
Dodi replies "No, I insist we stop at my place.". So Dodi and Di proceed to have a big argument about this, at which point the driver turns round and says "Look, if you can't decide, why don't we just crash here for the night?"!
Dodi replies "No, I insist we stop at my place.". So Dodi and Di proceed to have a big argument about this, at which point the driver turns round and says "Look, if you can't decide, why don't we just crash here for the night?"!
Gentlemen, without wishing to spoil your fun, could I remind you to refrain from any racist 'jokes' otherwise the thread will be locked.
I thank you.
I thank you.