Yes.
Would you let three male primordial dwarfs dressed as elves, wank you off till you climax, film it and send it to your Gran as a christmas present, for a life time of action with Pixie lott?
Would you rather meet Steve Mcfadden (Phil from Eastenders) in a surrey national trust car park
Or
Go shopping for gimp suits with Gok Wan, after double dropping some Rohypnol