The "Would You..." Game

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You'd probably win.

 

[Drumstick]

f*** no.

Would you shag Angelina Jolie if she had no arms and legs and you had to carry her into the bed and into all the positions etc?

I'd chuck her in the sea and call her bob

 

[The Brighton Bear]

would you have a half sliced scotch bonnet chilli rubbed over your sphincter pipe for a nosh off melinda messenger?

Errr....no.

Would you rather punch your three-year old daughter hard in the face OR stamp her pet hamster to death in front of her?

 

[tonymgc]

Would you rather punch your three-year old daughter hard in the face OR stamp her pet hamster to death in front of her?

Hampster all the way i hate the f***ing things.
Would you rather lick Harry Redknapps saggy face or that wierd thing on Joleon Lescotts head

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hampster all the way i hate the f***ing things.
Would you rather lick Harry Redknapps saggy face or that wierd thing on Joleon Lescotts head

Hmmm..... Redknapp's face (just)

Would you punch your mother/favourite elderly relative in the face without warning and without giving reason for England to win the world cup this year?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Would you be a dwarf for the rest of your life to shag anyone you want?

(whilst you're a dwarf)

 

[tonymgc]

Would you punch your mother/favourite elderly relative in the face without warning and without giving reason for England to win the world cup this year?

Yes i'd beat her repeatedly in the face if it meant seeing our boys win the World Cup

Would you become the personal jigalo of a retirement home dealing with the sexual needs of both male & female residents if it meant Crystal Palace being erased from ever existing?

 

[The Grockle]

Would you be a dwarf for the rest of your life to shag anyone you want?

(whilst you're a dwarf)

Yes.

Would you let three male primordial dwarfs dressed as elves, wank you off till you climax, film it and send it to your Gran as a christmas present, for a life time of action with Pixie lott?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes i'd beat her repeatedly in the face if it meant seeing our boys win the World Cup

Would you become the personal jigalo of a retirement home dealing with the sexual needs of both male & female residents if it meant Crystal Palace being erased from ever existing?

Well, I already am. For free. So no.


Would you smash yourself in the testicles just the once with a wooden mallet (but as hard as you possibly could), for Albion to win successive promotions to the Prem starting from next season?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes.

Would you let three male primordial dwarfs dressed as elves, wank you off till you climax, film it and send it to your Gran as a christmas present, for a life time of action with Pixie lott?

Yeah I was wondering what to get her this year anyway.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Yes.

Would you let three male primordial dwarfs dressed as elves, wank you off till you climax, film it and send it to your Gran as a christmas present, for a life time of action with Pixie lott?

Without a shadow of a doubt!
No brainer
1000% yes.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Would you take a slow walk through Brixton high street with a sandwich board reading in large letters I HATE NIGGERS (yes I nicked it from Die Hard) at 12 on a Friday night for £20,000?

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Would you take a slow walk through Brixton high street with a sandwich board reading in large letters I HATE NIGGERS (yes I nicked it from Die Hard) at 12 on a Friday night for £20,000?

Yes because with all the broken street lamps (and the illiteracy) they wouldn't see the sign.

would you recieve 10 kicks in the balls every day for 3 years for an albion promotion?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes because with all the broken street lamps (and the illiteracy) they wouldn't see the sign.

would you recieve 10 kicks in the balls every day for 3 years for an albion promotion?

f*** that for a game of soldiers.

Would you shave TWAT into the back of your head and walk around like that everywhere you go for two weeks and at the end of it you get one red hot night with Keeley Hazell?

 

[The Wizard]

f*** that for a game of soldiers.

Would you shave TWAT into the back of your head and walk around like that everywhere you go for two weeks and at the end of it you get one red hot night with Keeley Hazell?

Thats not even a question Danny boy, 1 billion % YES!


Would you eat Cheryl TWEEDY's shit if she let you do her ANYTHING to her afterwards? (I would...btw)

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

f*** that for a game of soldiers.

Would you shave TWAT into the back of your head and walk around like that everywhere you go for two weeks and at the end of it you get one red hot night with Keeley Hazell?

Absolutely.


Would you take a bullet in the knee cap for BHA to get promoted.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Absolutely.


Would you take a bullet in the knee cap for BHA to get promoted.

Newp.

Would you rather get caught wanking by your mum while wearing her clothes or beat an old tramp who know one will miss or even know about to death (and you get away with the murder)?

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Yeah I was wondering what to get her this year anyway.

You sir have a very amusing turn of phrase. I salute you.

 

[Silent Bob]

Would you eat Cheryl TWEEDY's shit if she let you do her ANYTHING to her afterwards? (I would...btw)

Tough one, if it was just like a spoonful then YEAH, why not
I wouldn't want to eat a lot. It may seem like a strange distinction but I'm making it.


Would you shag your sister for £500k?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Tough one, if it was just like a spoonful then YEAH, why not
I wouldn't want to eat a lot. It may seem like a strange distinction but I'm making it.


Would you shag your sister for £500k?

The fit one yeah, not the other one.

Would you take one smack in the kisser from a paint pot swung on a rope (ala Home Alone) for a pair of Cheryl's used panties after she's been watching Racist Porn?