Can you imagine this playing out with palace.
Pariah would have been beside himself, all week playing up to TalkSpite and SSN.
Mr Bloom/Barber eventually send out a few terse words which might as well be followed by a f*#k you emoji.
I thought nobody could replace El Greyhoundo when it came to proving good old-fashioned fun at t'football.
Cucu soon put an end to that.
I find it almost impossible to think we'll have another player along (or have one already) who'll make me laugh and smile like times last season.
But I have...