stewart12
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- Jan 16, 2019
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So last week we concluded groups A & B, for reference they are here:
Group A
Group B
So, same again, polls open for 48 hours. Vote for the biggest flair icon and top 4 go through
Group C contenders:
Paddy McCourt
Nationality: Northern Irish
Albion Career: 2014-15 (10 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Looked like he turned up to matched having slept in a skip the night before. Couldn’t do anything other than epic solo runs. A proper Sunday league style player.
Alan Biley
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 1984-86 (35 appearances, 8 goals)
Credentials: Absolutely incredible hair. Top level swordsman and very questionable attitude.
Shane Duffy
Nationality: Irish
Albion Career: 2016-2023 (140 appearances, 9 goals)
Credentials: Elite shagger and boozer. Attracted a fair bit of tabloid scandal. Headbutted a Palace player.
Jurgen Locadia
Nationality: Curacaoan/Dutch
Albion Career: 2018-22 (35 appearances, 3 goals)
Credentials: Seemed to be far more interested in his music career than his football one. Signed for loads of money and did very little. Ended up playing in Iran?!
Gonzalo Jara Reyes
Nationality: Chilean
Albion Career: 2011 & 2012 (14 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Absolute madman who had a questionable attitude to road safety. Hard as nails but limited as a player despite amassing a whopping 115 caps for his national side.
Rod Thomas
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 1998-01 (48 appearances, 4 goals)
Credentials: Mercurial wing wizard who often flattered to deceive. Was hailed as the “next Pele” at aged 14.
Robbie Savage
Nationality: Welsh
Albion Career: 2008 (6 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Remains the only Albion player to have appeared on Strictly Come Dancing. Rocked up for a fairly pointless loan spell and was very unfit so just spent most of the time pleasuring himself in his hotel room or eating fry ups at Buddies Diner. Signed to much fanfare but despite his white boots and long blonde hair, was rubbish.
Alireza Jahanbaksh
Nationality: Iranian
Albion Career: 2018-21 (50 appearances, 2 goals)
Credentials: His signing was one of the greatest ever Albion transfer sagas. Devilishly handsome. Did very little other than scoring one of the greatest Albion goals of all time.
Johnny Byrne
Nationality: Irish
Albion Career: 1990-91, 1993, 1995-96 (97 appearances, 22 goals)
Credentials: Nothing that I can see. Please enlighten me.
Group A
Group B
So, same again, polls open for 48 hours. Vote for the biggest flair icon and top 4 go through
Group C contenders:
Paddy McCourt
Nationality: Northern Irish
Albion Career: 2014-15 (10 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Looked like he turned up to matched having slept in a skip the night before. Couldn’t do anything other than epic solo runs. A proper Sunday league style player.
Alan Biley
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 1984-86 (35 appearances, 8 goals)
Credentials: Absolutely incredible hair. Top level swordsman and very questionable attitude.
Shane Duffy
Nationality: Irish
Albion Career: 2016-2023 (140 appearances, 9 goals)
Credentials: Elite shagger and boozer. Attracted a fair bit of tabloid scandal. Headbutted a Palace player.
Jurgen Locadia
Nationality: Curacaoan/Dutch
Albion Career: 2018-22 (35 appearances, 3 goals)
Credentials: Seemed to be far more interested in his music career than his football one. Signed for loads of money and did very little. Ended up playing in Iran?!
Gonzalo Jara Reyes
Nationality: Chilean
Albion Career: 2011 & 2012 (14 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Absolute madman who had a questionable attitude to road safety. Hard as nails but limited as a player despite amassing a whopping 115 caps for his national side.
Rod Thomas
Nationality: English
Albion Career: 1998-01 (48 appearances, 4 goals)
Credentials: Mercurial wing wizard who often flattered to deceive. Was hailed as the “next Pele” at aged 14.
Robbie Savage
Nationality: Welsh
Albion Career: 2008 (6 appearances, 0 goals)
Credentials: Remains the only Albion player to have appeared on Strictly Come Dancing. Rocked up for a fairly pointless loan spell and was very unfit so just spent most of the time pleasuring himself in his hotel room or eating fry ups at Buddies Diner. Signed to much fanfare but despite his white boots and long blonde hair, was rubbish.
Alireza Jahanbaksh
Nationality: Iranian
Albion Career: 2018-21 (50 appearances, 2 goals)
Credentials: His signing was one of the greatest ever Albion transfer sagas. Devilishly handsome. Did very little other than scoring one of the greatest Albion goals of all time.
Johnny Byrne
Nationality: Irish
Albion Career: 1990-91, 1993, 1995-96 (97 appearances, 22 goals)
Credentials: Nothing that I can see. Please enlighten me.
