[NSC] Which way do you hang your toilet roll?

[Brok]

In the Toilet Paper Personality Test, 2000 people were surveyed on which way they roll their toilet paper, and on how assertive they are in their relationships on a scale of 1 to 10. The results revealed that those “who roll over are more dominant than those who roll under,” meaning they have a Type-A personality. Under-rollers are the opposite, being a member of the more submissive and laid-back niche. Sorry under-rollers, but you’re probably not going to rule to world any time soon.

The study also found that some over-the-roll-people feel so strongly about the orientation of their toilet paper, that they actually admitted to flipping the roll over if they come across a stray under-roll at someone’s house.

https://www.maxim.com/news/toilet-paper-direction-2016-4

Are these the same twits that tell me how I like my tea?

 

[MJsGhost]

The study also found that some over-the-roll-people feel so strongly about the orientation of their toilet paper, that they actually admitted to flipping the roll over if they come across a stray under-roll at someone’s house.

I do not charge for this service

 

[MJsGhost]

Are these the same twits that tell me how I like my tea?

You like TEA?

 

[half time scores]

What is this 'toilet roll' of which you speak?

Tis the work of the Devil and all his little helpers I tell thee!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Definitely B, well for my downstairs toilet and en-suite bathroom toilet.

In my family bathroom the toilet roll just sits on the cistern, I took the toilet roll holder off the wall because I got fed up with others in my family not bothering putting a roll on the holder. I think the spring loaded bit the roll sits on was far too technical for their brains.
In the downstairs bog I fitted a new holder that the roll just simply slides on from one side, one of the family ( I'm not 100% sure who ) seems to struggle with this simple task

 

[WATFORD zero]

We have these in our bogs.

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The last refuge of someone who can't be trusted to drill a hole

 

[Madafwo]

My wife deliberately switches it to Option A knowing it winds me up, she also doesn't like Airplane! or Smoky Bacon.

WTF have I married?

 

[Arthur]

My wife deliberately switches it to Option A knowing it winds me up, she also doesn't like Airplane! or Smoky Bacon.

WTF have I married?

From what I can see you've basically two options a) divorce or b) killing her.

The second may seem slight overkill but discount it....she could move on and do it to some other poor soul!

 

[Is it PotG?]

The last refuge of someone who can't be trusted to drill a hole

As Phil Collins might have said, No Drilling Required

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I hang mine so the roll of toilet paper is away from the wall.

I find it infuriating when I find the toilet roll to be coming down against the wall.

So option B for me.

Option A

Option B

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O.C.D ?
regards
DF

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It doesn't have to be A or B if you use Izal 'brown spine' medicated single sheets.

https://images.app.goo.gl/9VaaPmwQWsdgeChY9

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

https://images.app.goo.gl/dCveh4MPrvjvAPG89

 

[BN9 BHA]

As Phil Collins might have said, No Drilling Required

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I see there is a little shelf for weirdos that take their phones into the toilet.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Regardless of which option you prefer, how many sheets should be dangling free? Do you go for a short dangle (my wife's preference) or a long dangle of three or more sheets?

 

[Barham's tash]

Option B, of course, I’m not a barbarian.

Or a psychopath.

Whilst we’re on the topic who remembers the rice paper style from school. Marvellous at anything except it’s primary use whereby it disintegrated in milliseconds.

 

[RossyG]

But perfect as tracing paper.

 

[Surf's Up]

Me - B; the wife - A = strife.

 

[Icy Gull]

Regardless of which option you prefer, how many sheets should be dangling free? Do you go for a short dangle (my wife's preference) or a long dangle of three or more sheets?

None

 

[Coldeanseagull]

B, there is no other option.......unless you're female and unable to grasp the basic loo roll concept

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Sideways on a copper washing plunger, of course anything else would be silly