Could The Club Run It's Own Train Service?

[Nathan]

Why hasn't Tony Bloom built a mono rail from the town centre to Falmer and through to Lewes yet? Thought he was MINTED?

Did someone say Monorail.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Can you imagine how much THAT would cost!

Would there be a dress code?

They could call it the 19-0-choo-choo club.

 

[Badger]

 

[Stat Brother]

American Express need to stump up the cash for our own waterslide, like Barclaycard provided for all of America.

 

[dazzer6666]

All aboard the Barber Express.

 

[Notters]

Well they would either need to win the whole franchise for the Southern region or build a new track with tunnels and stations adjacent to the exist one through the National Park, through residential areas in Brighton and through historic parts of Lewes. Sounds feasible.

 

[Beach Hut]

Bordering on the realms of fantasy here as a certain Captain used to say

 

[crabface]

Everyone that renews there season tickets gets a complimentary jet pack for use as transport to and from the ground.

 

[kingcole]

In all seriousness, and with a view to regular usage from the university, a monorail would sit well with the councils environmental goals.

An east/west mono rail along the coast with a central northerly spur to include the station, Amex and the uni's and terminating in Lewis would also do wonders for reducing traffic.

It is a fantasy but bigger projects that were once dreamy have become reality

 

[Notters]

In all seriousness, and with a view to regular usage from the university, a monorail would sit well with the councils environmental goals.

An east/west mono rail along the coast with a central northerly spur to include the station, Amex and the uni's and terminating in Lewis would also do wonders for reducing traffic.

It is a fantasy but bigger projects that were once dreamy have become reality

That's definitely northerly.

 

[kingcole]

That's definitely northerly.

Every bloody time I write that word my i Device 'corrects' it. I usually spot it........

 

[Steve in Japan]

Not so much the Hogwarts Express, more the Bellend Express

 

[kevo]

Just need a train to go with it.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

This would work.

https://youtu.be/6k8TtXnE8QA

 

[Easy 10]

I've said it before. Its the OBVIOUS answer. Environmentally friendly, doesn't need drivers, just some herbert hitting the stop/go button and a few stewards helping people get on and off at either end. Piece of piss.

 

[NooBHA]

Mono Rails - Hovercrafts - Planning permission to divert other trains from existing routes ?? - All sounds a bit ''James Bond''

Wouldn't it be easier to get the existing line just to operate ****ing properly

 

[clippedgull]

As long as the train was packed efficiently you might only need one


Artist impression of the 14:30 non stop to Falmer over London Road viaduct

 

[Stat Brother]

We could swipe the Channel tunnel and lay it along the coast. Simples.

 

[halbpro]

#stupididiot

Two Jericho references in two days? Clearly you have it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i've thought for a while that the "greater brighton" (sorry for that term) needs its own localised transport system (preferably a subway/metro) stretching from worthing or littlehampton in the west to newhaven in the east. One line going from worthing to brighton, one from newhaven to brighton, one for central and suburban hove, one for suburban brighton, one for central brighton (a tourist line) and one going from sussex uni to central brighton (which could also be used for match days). It would cost billions, possibly even trillions but you've got to speculate to accumulate