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***Worlds Hardest Creature VIII: THE FINAL***
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
- Start date
Marty McFly
Seagulls Over Canada
Based on pound for pound hardness neither of these should have progressed so far. It's a travesty that neither the honey badger or wolverine made it to the final.
I will therefore be abstaining.
I will therefore be abstaining.
People don't give a shit any more since the competition was proven to be institutionally corrupt, culminating in last year's DEBACLE of a final?
Fred Oliver - Legend
Well-known member
team croc
VOTE FOR SALE.
LOBBYING FOR SALE.
Not essential for lobbying and vote to be for the same beast.
Given the exit of the one true champion in an earlier round and the destruction of the honey badger in the semi final, I have no runner in this final. Consequentially, I am prepared to offer my vote and my not inconsiderable lobbying skills for sale in this, the eagerly awaited final of WHC.
"Not inconsiderable lobbying skills", you say?
Well, let's take a look at the facts, shall we? Just before I got involved in knifing the honey badger in the semi final, the croc was leading the vote by 6 votes. After my efforts, it ended up winning by a clear 21 votes. A swing of 22%. It might be fair to say that the animal I lobby for will win the final. You can't say fairer than that.
Or can you? This is what one NSC user had to say about my lobbying:
So, can you afford not to have me lobbying for your chosen beast? I would say you cannot.
And then there's my vote. Just because I lobby for an animal does NOT mean that I have to vote for him. My vote could be considered a powerful weapon in your armory to ensure total success.
Of course, you may wish to buy both my vote and my lobbying skills. More power to your elbow. A tactic almost guaranteed to achieve success, some might think.
I await your proposals with interest; but be swift. If you want the full effect of my inestimable lobbying, the longer I have, the more successful I will be.
#gerrymanderingandproud
#prostitutemyvote
#anythingbutthebadger
LOBBYING FOR SALE.
Not essential for lobbying and vote to be for the same beast.
Given the exit of the one true champion in an earlier round and the destruction of the honey badger in the semi final, I have no runner in this final. Consequentially, I am prepared to offer my vote and my not inconsiderable lobbying skills for sale in this, the eagerly awaited final of WHC.
"Not inconsiderable lobbying skills", you say?
Well, let's take a look at the facts, shall we? Just before I got involved in knifing the honey badger in the semi final, the croc was leading the vote by 6 votes. After my efforts, it ended up winning by a clear 21 votes. A swing of 22%. It might be fair to say that the animal I lobby for will win the final. You can't say fairer than that.
Or can you? This is what one NSC user had to say about my lobbying:
So, can you afford not to have me lobbying for your chosen beast? I would say you cannot.
And then there's my vote. Just because I lobby for an animal does NOT mean that I have to vote for him. My vote could be considered a powerful weapon in your armory to ensure total success.
Of course, you may wish to buy both my vote and my lobbying skills. More power to your elbow. A tactic almost guaranteed to achieve success, some might think.
I await your proposals with interest; but be swift. If you want the full effect of my inestimable lobbying, the longer I have, the more successful I will be.
#gerrymanderingandproud
#prostitutemyvote
#anythingbutthebadger
maltaseagull
Well-known member
In that case the Hippo shouldn't be in the final?
JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
Speaking of squibs, how come the Colossal Squid never got nominated? It eats old timey pirate boats for goodness sakes.
Hillian1
( . ) ( . )
I think you'll find it was my photo of a Croc taking out an Elephant that really killed the Fluffy Badger.
Stato
Well-known member
- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,590
If you are that good, how come the beast you supported isn't in the final?
Ummm. It is. I lobbied for the croc. "Just before I got involved in knifing the honey badger in the semi final, the croc was leading the vote by 6 votes. After my efforts, it ended up winning by a clear 21 votes."
Stato
Well-known member
- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,590
But you don't support the croc. You support "The one true champion" which lost in an earlier round, presumably despite you lobbying for it.
Ah, I see. Nope, I didn't lobby for the one true champ. Naively, I thought it didn't need the lobbying to progress. My bitterness at that situation was a proximate causal factor in my burning passion to see the badger destroyed. Its deserved destruction has only partially resolved my bitterness. Further direct action is required in order to restore equilibrium.
Stato
Well-known member
- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,590
That's the problem with tactical voting. Everybody gets what nobody voted for.
Relish the bitterness. Let it fester until next year and let it loose on all comers. It's what makes the WHC great.
Who's going to win?
A reminder from the earlier rounds - it's a PET. Basically one step removed from a tabby cat.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
They moved there because they could not live with the Hippo, FACT.
Derisory offers of 50p have been received from a hippo supporter and a croc fan. This what you get for 50p...
Vote...wtf, who cares? Hippo? Sure, if you like. Croc? Whatever.
#votecba
That'll be 50p each please. You know who you are.
C'mon people; if you want real lobbying, you gotta stump up the readies.
#anythingbutthebadger
Vote...wtf, who cares? Hippo? Sure, if you like. Croc? Whatever.
#votecba
That'll be 50p each please. You know who you are.
C'mon people; if you want real lobbying, you gotta stump up the readies.
#anythingbutthebadger
