Did your ****ing suitcase buy a train ticket ?

Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊



sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,854
Worthing
If peoples possessions are valuable then stand with them by the doors. But on busy services, if they have them on seats, they will be challenged and will have to move them.

In my example, it was a busy train from Paddington to Penzance and she was getting off at Camborne. You can stand that long if you like!
To rub salt into the wound, the fekker was really late, too!
 




mikeyjh

Well-known member
Dec 17, 2008
4,528
Llanymawddwy
The classic 'my bags need a seat, my papers need table' setup...
7a2epe2e.jpg
 










Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,839
Toronto
I take it his legs are stretched out in front of him too?
 


e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,268
Worthing
Absolutely textbook. I assume his music was on a little too loud and/or he made phone calls that really could have waited?
 


dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
52,935
Burgess Hill
The classic 'my bags need a seat, my papers need table' setup...
7a2epe2e.jpg

This. Wins. Ticks almost every box - shame the student isn't a bit fatter and with some smelly food on the table, would be a full house. I bet there's a rucksack in the aisle as well.
 




Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
For me, this one is all about timing. If this lad is on a mid-morning near-empty train, then he can have as much space as he likes (keeping the volume down, obviously, which is almost impossible with Apple headphones). If he's on a commuter train, then much tutting would ensue - nobody would say actually anything though. Given that he appears to be "reading" the Sun, I guess he's not very bright though anyway.
 


This. Wins. Ticks almost every box - shame the student isn't a bit fatter and with some smelly food on the table, would be a full house. I bet there's a rucksack in the aisle as well.

I will raise you "is he a Palarse supporter as well".
 


User removed 4

New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
For me, this one is all about timing. If this lad is on a mid-morning near-empty train, then he can have as much space as he likes (keeping the volume down, obviously, which is almost impossible with Apple headphones). If he's on a commuter train, then much tutting would ensue - nobody would say actually anything though. Given that he appears to be "reading" the Sun, I guess he's not very bright though anyway.

You've never been on a commuter train with me have you :lolol:
 








Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
The classic 'my bags need a seat, my papers need table' setup...
7a2epe2e.jpg

I notice there are some bags on the seats diagonally behind him. Probably his too. Has he taken up the whole carriage?
 






Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
My mistake. It seems to belong to a man with a Satsuma for a head reading a Kindle.
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,778
town full of eejits
i was once on a flight from jo'burg to new york....i had booked ahead and was assured that my exit seat was nailed on ....when i got on the plane there was a rabbi with some sort of scrolls in what looked like a golf bag in my seat ....needless to say i was not having any of it and my voiciferous and derogatory dialogue resulted in me being removed from the plane and then put back on , straight into business class....one and only time...........****in bag hoppers , don't let 'em do it...!!:tosser:
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
On a plane to Dubai there was quite a furore on the internal flight last leg of the journey where Indian workers were going back into Dubai. A lot of them were carrying buckets which they were cramming into the overheads. A stewardess came over to help and for her trouble a bucket of Sausage meat and it's accompanying meat juice fell out and tipped all over her front. Lots of Indians bring back products you cannot buy easily in the Emirates, Pork sausage meat being one. The captain came back and angrily opened up loads of overheads pulling out carrier bags full of sausages and shouting at passengers. Quite an odd scene.
 




sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,778
town full of eejits
On a plane to Dubai there was quite a furore on the internal flight last leg of the journey where Indian workers were going back into Dubai. A lot of them were carrying buckets which they were cramming into the overheads. A stewardess came over to help and for her trouble a bucket of Sausage meat and it's accompanying meat juice fell out and tipped all over her front. Lots of Indians bring back products you cannot buy easily in the Emirates, Pork sausage meat being one. The captain came back and angrily opened up loads of overheads pulling out carrier bags full of sausages and shouting at passengers. Quite an odd scene.

strange world innit......flew from kinshasa to cairo once....it was like the whole load of passengers had waited for three days to have a dump on that plane.....it was not pleasant at all and there was gravy in the aisles......:sick::sick::sick:
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
strange world innit......flew from kinshasa to cairo once....it was like the whole load of passengers had waited for three days to have a dump on that plane.....it was not pleasant at all and there was gravy in the aisles......:sick::sick::sick:

Ha! Nice. I found Dubai airport to be very odd. It takes ages to get through. This is mainly because the passengers are largely made up of Indian workers who although very pleasant from the few I chatted to, really have no concept of queuing and doing things methodically, the ticket desk was a free for all as was the queue to get on the plane. Or you have groups of Arab ladies, about 8 or 9 of them who are the wives of one Arab who has left them to it in the airport while he goes off somewhere to relax and wait for everything to come to him as he is used to. The wives just aren't used to doing anything for themselves and so they amble about aimlessly clogging up desks and security checks, not their fault they just don't normally do anything for themselves.

I found the only way to get anywhere in such countries is to just adopt their practices, push to the front, be belligerent, put yourself first. No-one bats an eyelid, they do the same and everyone is friends again at the end.
 


Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top