Who sits near You at the Amex ?

[geodavies]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Best post i've read yet

 

[Gwylan]

For the Cardiff game, I had a couple to my right who spent the first 30 minutes eating their way through half a ton of food. I came back from my half-time piss to discover they'd been to get more food and spent the next 15 minutes eating and drinking. Never seen them before and they weren't at Portsmouth game.
To my left is a pleasant Scottish guy and behind me is some bloke who moans about Barnes from the 1st minute to the 90th.

Oh, and bloody Mendoza's about six rows in front of me.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There's this kid a few seats along from me with a permanently sad face, fuzzy blonde hair and a big red nose. I hate him. I want to punch his stupid sad face in.

If you're reading - I hate you sad face kid

 

[ofco8]

Don't even get me going on this. There are a 11 of us who go as a group in WSU. Six sit in one row and five sit behind them.
Behind our row of 5 is the most awful couple (husband and wife)you could wish to meet.
From very first match every other word is F or C all said/shouted in a very aggressive way. One of our group is a 11 year old and his dad has had umpteen barneys with this couple.
When the team got onto the pitch before kick off on Saturday he cussed the players with 5 F's in his first sentence.
We all use swearing to relieve frustration etc.but generally in moderation.
On top of this the guy spits on the dads head every time he shouts.
This couple sit muttering that they are moving seats next season as they are "Surrounded by losers".
I think their days might be numbered before that!!!

 

[MORTY]

Are you are in G block, row S?

I am! Bloke about 6 to the right of me who's not seen a half yet. Weakest bladder in the stadium! 3 lads to my right who seem to go to most away games too. Blokes behind me - not a clue. Becoming quite comical now

 

[Simster]

For the Cardiff game, I had a couple to my right who spent the first 30 minutes eating their way through half a ton of food. I came back from my half-time piss to discover they'd been to get more food and spent the next 15 minutes eating and drinking. Never seen them before and they weren't at Portsmouth game.
To my left is a pleasant Scottish guy and behind me is some bloke who moans about Barnes from the 1st minute to the 90th.

Oh, and bloody Mendoza's about six rows in front of me.

You had me just two rows in front of you for that game. I was between you and mendoza/tmls.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I sit in between Tanno and Charlie, and there's about 23 very fidgety men in front of me that won't sit still and never sing. That's football.

 

[ofco8]

Don't even get me going on this. There are a 11 of us who go as a group in WSU. Six sit in one row and five sit behind them.
Behind our row of 5 is the most awful couple (husband and wife)you could wish to meet.
From very first match every other word is F or C all said/shouted in a very aggressive way. One of our group is a 11 year old and his dad has had umpteen barneys with this couple.
When the team got onto the pitch before kick off on Saturday he cussed the players with 5 F's in his first sentence.
We all use swearing to relieve frustration etc.but generally in moderation.
On top of this the guy spits on the dads head every time he shouts.
This couple sit muttering that they are moving seats next season as they are "Surrounded by losers".
I think their days might be numbered before that!!!

Forgot to say that when the wife doesn't go and he brings his young daughter not a swear word leaves his lips.

 

[Gwylan]

You had me just two rows in front of you for that game. I was between you and mendoza/tmls.

Ah... are you there regularly? Didn't see you.

Don't know any of the other people that Brett's with but I imagine a few of them are on here.

 

[DanSeagull]

Im sat in WSL F Row I. To the right of me my old man, to the right of him is a nice chap who occasionally brings his dad i think. Row infront is a group of about 4 lads who generally talk more about what birds they have/are going to smashed/smash and leave 10 mins early every game. Behind me is thhe most irritating idiot who has some sort of speech impediment and kind of shouts and mumbles at the same time. Would be good to say hello to someone on here whos near!

 

[Dowling93]

I'm in Block F, row U in the WSU on the half way line nearer the back, great people who sit near me speak to a few of them. I'm happy with my seat and area!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To my right, across the aisle from me is a really annoying teenager who at EVERY SINGLE game stands up and yells "YEEESSSS COOOMMMEE OOOONNNNN" when the seagull lottery results are read out.

Sake. That really is annoying. How f***ing lucky is that?

 

[catfish]

Just as well we stand for the whole game at the back of the North because the half dozen or so blokes next to me go for a slash at least 5 times during a game.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Ah... are you there regularly? Didn't see you.

Don't know any of the other people that Brett's with but I imagine a few of them are on here.

Sim is normally in the East but was in WSU with his mum for the cardiff game he was occupying another NSCer and ex NSCers seats.

 

[somerset]

We have great people to the left and behind us in wsu block c near the back, but the muppets to the right are loud mouth foul mouth twats , I hope they move next season, those in front are different every week.

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[British Grenadier]

Got steps to my left my daughter then my wife to my right, have flagman and his mates behind, he's called flag man because he brought his Doncaster game white flag to the first few games and then stopped until last Saturday when it resurfaced. He has a bit of trouble with some songs as he sings old words when everybody else sings new ones. Pie boy and his Dad (we think) in front - he's been called pie boy since missing the Gillingham goal because he was getting a pie. Next to them are dancing boys due to their Sparrow dance (one posts on here and probably so does the other).

Hello Gaz!

I have Gaz, his daughter and wife behind me, the aforementioned pie boy to my left (we nearly came to blows in the first few games of the season). He leaves about 3 minutes before half time, I think he's missed more than one goal because of it and the other half of the Sparrow dancing troupe is to my right.

I haven't really had much banter with any of the others, a few of them are seem OK though.

PS, thanks for the card the other day, very touching. The knee is getting better!

 

[banjo]

Just as well we stand for the whole game at the back of the North because the half dozen or so blokes next to me go for a slash at least 5 times during a game.

At last another northstander.

 

[catfish]

At last another northstander.

It's the only place to be.

 

[British Grenadier]

Sit in N1A with a group of 10 mates or so, second and third row to the back. On the left of us there's two blokes we happily get on and talk to throughout the game, just behind us there's a few lads who are a decent laugh and infront of us there's my mate's dad and a few of his mates. I love my seat, great bunch of people around me.

N1A. Now THAT is the place to be

At last another northstander.

It's the only place to be.

Yep and I love the fact that I've only sat down for about two games this season.

 

[Grassman]

No but I reckon the people I've described could probably be found in most blocks at any ground in the country!

True. I was about to say after your initial post that we're not always drunk, as you appeared to be talking about the seats around me.