What's the funniest thing you have ever seen at an Albion match?

[tedebear]

Can't remember now if it was a lino or a player but at Withdean when someone was running backwards and forgot about the long jump pit and went arse over tit...warmed me right up laughing at that!!

 

[The Brighton Ace]

The rather large male cheerleader at Carlisle away (I think) during the 08/09 season.

 

[C1 BHA]

Home to Pompey (a couple of weeks back), just before half-time made me laugh out loud. That doesn't happen often watching footy.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

My mate Dave going through the asbestos roof of a ladies lavatory at the Goldstone (accidentally).

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Beckham bashing his head on the dugout before he came on for his debut against us in the League Cup at the Goldstone - god that seems a long time ago !

It doesn't show the head banging. Replaced the future Albion legend, Kanchelskis. I remember queuing for hours to secure tickets for that game

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[Giraffe]

I was quite young, so my memory is a bit sketchy, but think it was a cup game against palace at the goldstone. The pitch was frozen in one corner. At one stage of the game the ball got booted into that corner, every player that went after that ball ended up falling over. I also think that later in the game some fans ran onto the pitch and fell over in that corner too. Anyone else remember this, or did I just dream it?

Pretty sure it was a Zenith Data Systems cup match that Palace won 2-0.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Zenith Data Systems Cup! I forgot that even existed, let alone any details of a specific game in that tournament

 

[Spider]

The bloke in front of me in the North Stand at Withdean had just tucked into his hotdog when the sausage slipped out into his tea.

I don't know why but I can't read this without laughing!

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

It doesn't show the head banging. Replaced the future Albion legend, Kanchelskis. I remember queuing for hours to secure tickets for that game

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Ah that's made me feel all nostalgic!

 

[Jonno]

Me too, god I miss the Goldstone...

 

[FamilyGuy]

I've posted this before:

Goldstone, Kevin Keegans last ever match - pre match warmup, me and my mate standing by the half way line a few rows back from the front, fences still up between us and the pitch. Alan Ball warming up right in front of us, Keegan doing same a few yards on the pitch.

A group of young BHA supporting kids waving their Autograph books thru the fence:

Kids: Alan, Alan come over here will ya?
Alan (walking towards kids): Yes kids, what can I do for you? (expecting to be asked for autograph)
Kids: Take this over to Kevin and get him to autograph it for us will ya?
Alan: (visibly shocked and dissapointed) F*ck off! (runs away)

Cue much laughter from grown-ups and visible consternation from kids!

Twat! Would it have killed him to be generous? Funny as f*ck though!

 

[Return of the Rev]

The bloke in front of me in the North Stand at Withdean had just tucked into his hotdog when the sausage slipped out into his tea.

my favourite so far

 

[Daffy Duck]

At the Goldstone, during the 63/64 season (I think), our keeper was about to take a goal kick from the South end, and all the players were running back up the pitch towards the North Stand. Bill Cassidy picked the ball up while most of the players and the ref weren't looking, shoved it under his shirt and carried on running up the pitch with the other players.
When the ref turned round to watch the kick he couldn't find the ball and had to go round asking where it was. Everyone was in stitches and credit to the ref, even he saw the funny side.

 

[MrShaun15]

The fan in the wheelchair who invaded the pitch after the Man City game

this! and then someone ran on after him and wheeled him off

 

[Curious Orange]

Nathan Jones being overtaken by a squirell at Withers

That was no squirrel, that was Jones' haircut escaping!!

 

[durrington gull]

Little Nigel Erskine sliding into the North Stand Goal at the Goldstone at half-time - can't remember when 1994/95?? - Brilliant!!!!

 

[borowha]

Sammy Nelson dropping his shorts in front of the north stand

 

[Biscuit]

I quite enjoyed Zamoras goal away at Chesterfield when he kicked it out the keepers hands. 1-0 smash and grab against our fiercest rivals that season!

 

[Gritt23]

Away to Palace. Not sure if it was the Kelvin Morton penalty game, but it was around that time. About 10 mins to go and away to our right a Palace fan was making his way out of the ground, but stopped on the steps to hurl some abuse at us. We reacted, and he upped the ante, to the point where a couple of Her Majestys finest started making their way over to him. On seeing this we were cheering and goading him all the more, and he was reacting even more. As they got closer, we got louder and he was going crazy. Leaping around, hand gestures, screaming at the top of his voice, thinking we were reacting to him, and not his impending arrest, of which he was blissfully ignorant of.

Finally, the old bill reached him, and grapped him. The look of shock on his face, the re-signed body language, all greeted by huge cheers from us in the away end, as he was slowly led away. Tremendous fun. I laughed all the way home thinking about that one.

 

[alan partridge]

Little Nigel Erskine sliding into the North Stand Goal at the Goldstone at half-time - can't remember when 1994/95?? - Brilliant!!!!

is that the guy who when he dived in the air, his shorts fell down, and when he tried to pull them back up he was kneeling on them so he couldn't revealing all infront of the north stand?

if so, I was going to say that too