[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[MTSeagulls]

1. I don't care
2. No other fan on this forum cares
3. Funny how you crawl out of the woodwork only when 'good' news comes up
4. Do feck off.

Don't waste your time on it as it is protected by the mods for some reason.
Other trolls have been banned far quicker for less.

 

[AmexRuislip]

He’s not .

Afternoon [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION]
I've already told you not to let your emotions out on this board, it'll only end in tears

 

[dazzer6666]

1. I don't care
2. No other fan on this forum cares
3. Funny how you crawl out of the woodwork only when 'good' news comes up
4. Do feck off.

This. I actually preferred Killer Wnker’s drivel

 

[BNthree]

5 goals in 7 games now. Is wilf on course to have his bestest ever season.

 

[Baldseagull]

swivel-eyed gravity whore

SEGW has usurped BETM, Boggle Eyed Turf Magnet, as the most common acronym for Mr.Tumble.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Or Gravity Afflicted Grass Fancier.

 

[studio150]

Out with Covid misses Burnley game

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Out with Covid misses Burnley game

Only positive I can ever relate to him

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Hmm - need to pop to the opticians as I looked for this thread and didn't .... oops, as you were.

 

[Bodian]

Good Goal yesterday - must be lining himself up for the January window I thought.

AC Milan now interested....!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/13586106/wilfried-zaha-ac-milan-transfer-january-crystal-palace/

 

[papajaff]

SEGW has usurped BETM

I prefer Constantly Upended Needing Treatment

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Good Goal yesterday - must be lining himself up for the January window I thought.

AC Milan now interested....!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/13586106/wilfried-zaha-ac-milan-transfer-january-crystal-palace/

Yes, I heard that they had formed a diving team.

 

[Sheebo]

Anyone seen this ***** hair tonight 4 ping pong balls on it and just done the widey eyed whinge at the ref as per - there cannot have been a bigger **** ever in any sport professional or otherwise ever ever ever

 

[Sheebo]

Now in the space of 5 mins we’ve had the following from Pom Pom head:

Dive with twist - free kick not given
Tantrum #2 screaming very audibly
As a result of tantrum a bad foul on Dawson - somehow escaping a clear yellow card
Tantrum #3 kicking the ball at Dawson when he waits to take the free kick

Bless him - this is how he looks by the way

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

To be fair to him, from what I've seen this season he has adjusted his game to stay on his feet more (maybe he's got longer studs now).

That being said, he must be one of the pettiest, angriest players in the league now, every game he bitches about decisions then lashes out at opposing players

 

[Motogull]

As a result of tantrum a bad foul on Dawson - somehow escaping a clear yellow card

Can you imagine the histrionics had it been the other way around? The tit.

 

[happypig]

there cannot have been a bigger **** ever in any sport professional or otherwise ever ever ever

I presume you're unfamiliar with Australian cricketers ?

 

[BNthree]

That being said, he must be one of the pettiest, angriest players in the league now, every game he bitches about decisions then lashes out at opposing players

The other players in the league must have taken a dislike to him by now. He seems such a dick on the pitch towards opposition players.

 

[El Turi]

Bit of a niche reference but I thought he looked like a LOL doll with his new hairstyle.

 

[Mackenzie]

The other players in the league must have taken a dislike to him by now. He seems such a dick on the pitch towards opposition players.

I don’t think his own players could be too enamoured with him either, but I guess they put up with him for the (infrequent) win bonuses that they only get when he plays.

One man team.