[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

[peterward]

Let's make the most of Wednesday night as it could be the last time we see Wilf laying down on the Amex turf.

All joking aside, as others have said, at least he seems to get the rivalry and plays up the pantomime villain role well. The thing with Schelotto a few years ago was memorable.

Just hope he doesn't score against us again unless it is a late consolation in a thrashing - he's caused us enough grief over the years.

He may or may not score, but for sure he will fling himself to the ground with his best Tom Daley impression, if we breath within a metre of him

 

[Easy 10]

He's single-handedly carried that rancid flea-bitten club on his back for so many years now. Without him, they'd have been having their regular little Millwall and Charlton derbies long before their comical "new stand" design was ever committed to the back of a fag packet by that weird lantern-jawed fop-haired spiv they call an owner, with his yankee mates who have wanted OUTTA THERE for years now.

They'll probably snide their way to their usual result of sorts on Wednesday. They nearly managed it against City without leaving their half or having an effort on goal, so its all set up. Its what they do. But they will still have that nagging knowledge that BHA and CPFC2010 are poles apart now, on entirely different trajectories. They can still scuffle, kick, park the bus and somehow blunder their way to the odd result, but in the Premier League, they're like an embarrassing drunk aunty hanging around at a wedding. Shabby clothes, stinking of smoke, slurring in your face. And everyone just wants them to leave the party.

They're gradually sliding towards the exit. Be great if we can take their arm and help them on their way.

 

[Klaas]

He's single-handedly carried that rancid flea-bitten club on his back for so many years now. Without him, they'd have been having their regular little Millwall and Charlton derbies long before their comical "new stand" design was ever committed to the back of a fag packet by that weird lantern-jawed fop-haired spiv they call an owner, with his yankee mates who have wanted OUTTA THERE for years now.

They'll probably snide their way to their usual result of sorts on Wednesday. They nearly managed it against City without leaving their half or having an effort on goal, so its all set up. Its what they do. But they will still have that nagging knowledge that BHA and CPFC2010 are poles apart now, on entirely different trajectories. They can still scuffle, kick, park the bus and somehow blunder their way to the odd result, but in the Premier League, they're like an embarrassing drunk aunty hanging around at a wedding. Shabby clothes, stinking of smoke, slurring in your face. And everyone just wants them to leave the party.

They're gradually sliding towards the exit. Be great if we can take their arm and help them on their way.

Vintage Easy 10

 

[Nobby]

He's single-handedly carried that rancid flea-bitten club on his back for so many years now. Without him, they'd have been having their regular little Millwall and Charlton derbies long before their comical "new stand" design was ever committed to the back of a fag packet by that weird lantern-jawed fop-haired spiv they call an owner, with his yankee mates who have wanted OUTTA THERE for years now.

They'll probably snide their way to their usual result of sorts on Wednesday. They nearly managed it against City without leaving their half or having an effort on goal, so its all set up. Its what they do. But they will still have that nagging knowledge that BHA and CPFC2010 are poles apart now, on entirely different trajectories. They can still scuffle, kick, park the bus and somehow blunder their way to the odd result, but in the Premier League, they're like an embarrassing drunk aunty hanging around at a wedding. Shabby clothes, stinking of smoke, slurring in your face. And everyone just wants them to leave the party.

They're gradually sliding towards the exit. Be great if we can take their arm and help them on their way.

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[Mr Putdown]

He's single-handedly carried that rancid flea-bitten club on his back for so many years now. Without him, they'd have been having their regular little Millwall and Charlton derbies long before their comical "new stand" design was ever committed to the back of a fag packet by that weird lantern-jawed fop-haired spiv they call an owner, with his yankee mates who have wanted OUTTA THERE for years now.

They'll probably snide their way to their usual result of sorts on Wednesday. They nearly managed it against City without leaving their half or having an effort on goal, so its all set up. Its what they do. But they will still have that nagging knowledge that BHA and CPFC2010 are poles apart now, on entirely different trajectories. They can still scuffle, kick, park the bus and somehow blunder their way to the odd result, but in the Premier League, they're like an embarrassing drunk aunty hanging around at a wedding. Shabby clothes, stinking of smoke, slurring in your face. And everyone just wants them to leave the party.

They're gradually sliding towards the exit. Be great if we can take their arm and help them on their way.

Even I had a wry smile reading that.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Reportedly been offered a tidy sum to go play in Saudi Arabia….thats the country not the team in the PL

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Reportedly been offered a tidy sum to go play in Saudi Arabia….thats the country not the team in the PL

Sad if true, he should go to the USA to be honest.

 

[Taybha]

PENALTY!

 

[nwgull]

He's single-handedly carried that rancid flea-bitten club on his back for so many years now. Without him, they'd have been having their regular little Millwall and Charlton derbies long before their comical "new stand" design was ever committed to the back of a fag packet by that weird lantern-jawed fop-haired spiv they call an owner, with his yankee mates who have wanted OUTTA THERE for years now.

They'll probably snide their way to their usual result of sorts on Wednesday. They nearly managed it against City without leaving their half or having an effort on goal, so its all set up. Its what they do. But they will still have that nagging knowledge that BHA and CPFC2010 are poles apart now, on entirely different trajectories. They can still scuffle, kick, park the bus and somehow blunder their way to the odd result, but in the Premier League, they're like an embarrassing drunk aunty hanging around at a wedding. Shabby clothes, stinking of smoke, slurring in your face. And everyone just wants them to leave the party.

They're gradually sliding towards the exit. Be great if we can take their arm and help them on their way.

To his credit, he's done amazing things for them in getting them to the PL in the first place and been a large part of the reason that they're now in their 10th consecutive season. The Palace's discredit, they've must've had income in the region of £1.5 Bn in that time and what will they have to show for it other than some cladding?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sad if true, he should go to the USA to be honest.

Recently there’s been rumours of interest from Italy…Inter Milan I think…maybe there first?

I’ll miss him as part of the pantomime in our matches against Palace

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Recently there’s been rumours of interest from Italy…Inter Milan I think…maybe there first?

I’ll miss him as part of the pantomime in our matches against Palace

Yeah, fair play to him, he gets it, and thrives on the passion on the day, as I have said before, I would not be surprised in years to come, whilst commentating on one of our many European exploits him and Dunk are sharing a joke about the good Ol'days.

 

[SUIYHP]

If tomorrow is our last match with him, it will be an odd moment. As much as Mister Flop has been the focus of our ire over the years, its players like him that understand the rivalry and give it a bit of character.

If it weren't for the fact he’s a stupidly overpaid footballer, I’d almost (almost) feel a bit sorry for him seeing others progress and bypass him into Champions League/European sides, whilst he was chained to Crystal Palace tighter than the bikes outside the Whitehorse Lane Sainsbury's.

 

[DavidRyder]

Palace's form has been bad, but I can see Zaha setting the example to his team and putting everything into tomorrow - can he inspire them?..Looking forward to this one, under the lights as well.

 

[dolphins]

To his credit, he's done amazing things for them in getting them to the PL in the first place and been a large part of the reason that they're now in their 10th consecutive season. The Palace's discredit, they've must've had income in the region of £1.5 Bn in that time and what will they have to show for it other than some cladding?

Are you forgetting their new stand?

 

[El Turi]

If he really loved palace he’d prove it by getting himself sent off tomorrow. Dunk’s been sent off twice in this fixture to show he cares.

 

[Javeaseagull]

It’s strange really that we are feeling nostalgic about SEGW but I know what people mean. I have said often enough to a Palace mate that I like that he gets it, same as Dunky. I actually would miss them if they go down but they won’t, spawny twats.

 

[lawros left foot]

Are you forgetting their new stand?

It is a lovely video on YouTube.

Well worth the £100 million they’ve spent on it.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

It is a lovely video on YouTube.

This one....



or this one....

 

[AmexRuislip]

He may or may not score, but for sure he will fling himself to the ground with his best Tom Daley impression, if we breath within a metre of him

Does he still have a hairstyle that resembles a horse shat on his head
(As previously mentioned on NSC by @)

 

[AmexRuislip]