You're so childish !!!

[John Dorian]

When having an arguement with said girlfriend this morning over soemthing so trivial she claimed that I was being unreasonable and that I was SO CHILDISH.

Why do they always use this comment, and how was I being childish. I only couldnt pick her up from work.

Answers on a postcard please.

 

[ali jenkins]

Is the reason u cant pick her up because your watching the Tweenies?

Unless this is the answer id say she doesn't have any grounds for complaint!

 

[Seagullible]

this is a womans tactics to 'wind you up' as it annoys most blokes. Usually it appears in an arguement when the woman knows she is in the wrong!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

OMG dont get me started on that, my girlfriend calls me childish amf a uder and gets in a right hump just because I sometimes do overtime on days that I would normally see her

 

[Captain Pugwash]

OMG dont get me started on that, my girlfriend calls me childish amf a uder and gets in a right hump just because I sometimes do overtime on days that I would normally see her

at least you girlfriend trusts you lot

 

[Man of Harveys]

Crying to get attention, which some girls do all the time, is the most childish act of the LOT

 

[Basil Fawlty]

INT. NIGHT. RODNEY AND CASSANDRA'S LOUNGE/KITCHEN.

This is five hours later. Music is coming from the record
-player. Cassandra exits from the bedroom. She is wearing
casual clothes. She carries a sports bag which has the
head of a badminton racquet sticking out of it. She
places the bag on the settee and goes to record player.
She removes record and places it in LP cover. (We see the
LP cover and the name - Fergal Sharkey) Rodney enters
from front door.

Rodney
Hi-ee.

Cassandra
Hi...
(They kiss)
You're late this evening.

Rodney
Yeah, I got stuck in traffic
jam on the one-way system.
(Removing overcoat
and sniffing air)
That smells good. I'm
starving.

Cassandra
I just did myself one of
those ready-made meals in
the microwave.

Rodney is uncertain whether this means she hasn't cooked
for him.

Rodney
Oh! Well, I'm starving.

Rodney exits to kitchen. Rodney enters and pulls down
door on eye-level oven. It is dark and empty inside.

Cassandra
(Calls OOV)
There's plenty in the
freezer.

Rodney
Good!
(Pointedly)
What a very clean oven
we've got!

Cassandra
(OOV, hasn't quite
heard)
Sorry?

Rodney
I was just remarking how
amazingly clean one can keep
these modern ovens!
(Mumbles to
himself)
Especially when one never
bloody cooks in it!

Rodney exits. Rodney enters from kitchen and reacts as
he sees Cassandra buttoning or zipping up her coat.

Rodney
You off out somewhere?

Cassandra
Yeah.

Rodney
(Quietly)
Good, it'll make a nice
change for you. So what's
it tonight? The bank's
final exams? The bank's
annual wine and cheese
orgy. The bank's yoga and
target practise course?

Cassandra
I'm playing badminton!

Rodney
Oh, I see. Where?

Cassandra
The bank's sports club.

Rodney
Great. You go an' enjoy
yourself, Cassandra. I've
got a busy evening ahead
as well. I'm gonna sit in
and read the bank's
pamphlet on our joint
pension policy!

Cassandra
Oh, God! Here we go again!
Alright, what's wrong this
time?

Rodney
With me? What could
possibly be wrong with me?

Cassandra
If you don't stop being
so childish, I swear one
of these days I'll
smother you with your
comfort blanket!

Rodney
Me - childish? You're the
one who's got to start
growing up a bit,
Cassandra! When are you
gonna realise that you've
got a marriage - you've
got a home - and you've
got me!

Cassandra
Oh, I never forget that,
Roddy!

Rodney
I never see you. You just
use this flat like a base
-camp! You zoom in and
out of here like a blue-
bottle with the runs!
I've had double-glazing
salesmen spend more time
in here than you!

Cassandra
Well, whatever turns you
on!

Rodney
And what's that supposed
to mean?

Cassandra
Look, Rodney, I like to
keep myself occupied!

Rodney
But you're always out -
on your own!

Cassandra
Because you never want
to go anywhere with me!
I've asked you before to
come to badminton but
you always refuse.

Rodney
Because I don't relish
the idea of spending an
entire evening whacking
a dead budgie over a
net! Besides, all our
social occasions are in
some way tied up with
the bank!

Cassandra
You resent me pursuing
a career, don't you?

Rodney
No, I admire anyone who
tries to advance them-
selves. But your ideas
on advancement come
straight out of Rommel's
'A Thousand and One
Things Every Good Panzer
General Should Know'!
It's relentless! It's
Blitzkrieg!

Cassandra
Roddy, I am not trying
to advance my career. I
am still trying to make
up lost ground! You of
all people should know
that!

Rodney
I have in some way
interrupted Operation
Cassandra? And what
exactly is it I'm
supposed to have done?

Cassandra
Oh, it's just little
things. Like that day my
boss, Stephen, and his
wife came round here and
you punched him in the
face!

Rodney
Oh, we're still on about
that, are we?

Cassandra
You broke his nose!

Rodney
Broke it! I didn't break
it! Alright, a tiny,
hairline fracture, that's
all! Anyway, it was a long
time ago and I've
apologised a thousand times
for it.

Cassandra
I know you have and I'm
perfectly willing to be
understanding - as long as
you are.

Rodney
How can I put this, Cass?
This seems a ridiculous
thing for a husband to say
to his wife, but I'd like
to see more of you. The
only time we're really
together is when we're
lying in bed.

Cassandra
With our backs to each
other!

Rodney
That's only because you
turn your back on me!

Cassandra
You started it!

Rodney
Did not! And why is it
whenever we have a
dinner party we always
invite your family or
your friends?

Cassandra
We invite your friends
as well!

Rodney
Name me one occasion,
just one, when my
friends have been round
here?

Cassandra
Last month Mickey Pearce
and Jevon and their
girlfriends came round
for the evening.

Rodney
I apologised for that.

Cassandra
And next week you've
invited your brother and
Raquel round for dinner.

Rodney
I've apologised for that
as well. Look, we always
promised each other that
if a problem arose in our
marriage we would sit
down and discuss it in a
mature and adult way.

Cassandra
Fine. Let's sit down and
discuss it in a mature
and adult way.

They sit.

Rodney
You can go first.

Cassandra
No, you carry on.

Rodney
No, I'd like to hear what
you have to say.

Cassandra
You started it, Roddy, so
you go...

Rodney
(Cuts in quickly)
I didn't start anything!

Cassandra
You're the one who came
home in a mood!

Rodney
I didn't have a mood until
I came home and realised
there was nothing for me to
eat. Again!

Cassandra
Oh I see! That's what it's
really all about! I'm
supposed to be the little
wife who has the dinner on
the table waiting for
Rodney to come back from
the time-warp! This is not
1933, and the sooner you
realise that the sooner
you'll stop being so
bloody childish!

Rodney
Cassandra, if you could
avert your gaze from the
exotica of the banking
world for just one minute,
you would realise, as so
many women in Peckham
realise, that there is
nothing childish about
Rodney Trotter! And they
would appreciate having a
young, successful and
vibrant man like me
around! And they'd most
probably do me pie and
chips if I fancied it!

Cassandra
Well why don't you go and
find one of these women?

There is a pause as he is put on the spot. It's do some-
thing or surrender time.

Rodney
Alright, I will!

Cassandra
Well, go on then!

Rodney
I will!

Cassandra
And take a bottle of ketchup
for your pie and chips!

Rodney
I will!

 

[Skint Gull]

at least you girlfriend trusts you lot

Jaz, weren't you posting a while ago about wanting to shag her mate?

 

[Captain Pugwash]

that a different one

and i was shagging her best mate

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'd just say "no, you are"

then storm out in a big huff.

 

[hitony]

When will females realise they only have 2 uses ??....AND ONE OF THEM IS WASHING UP !!!!































coat.....coat......COAT !!! WHERES MY F****** COAT !!!!

 

[John Dorian]

on the rail by the stairs underneath mine.....quick go, and put mine back on the rail and not on the floor otherwise she'll get the hump !!!!

 

[Brovion]

In our relationship it's my wife who is the childish one. I'll give you an example: I'm having a bath, just lying there in the tub, and withouut a word my wife walks straight in ..... and sinks my boats.

 

[mattieoo]

say "i didnt hear you say 'how childish' in bed last night"

 

[ali jenkins]

At least yours is talking to you jaz, even if she is screaming all the names under the sun at you!

 

[BHA Jordan]

Tell her that if she wants to treat you like a taxi, that you'll charge the going rate

 

[John Dorian]

That is a f***ing good point BHA JORDAN !!! THANKS !!!

 

[BHA Jordan]

That is a f***ing good point BHA JORDAN !!! THANKS !!!

No worries mate