You're a pikey if...

[Lord Cornwallis]

Found this on another board.
Should be a bit of fun for a boring Friday at work.

You're a pikey if..
Your wife throws the first punch in a pub brawl on a Saturday night.

You're a pikey if..
Your house is the only one in the street with horse shit in the back garden.

You're a pikey if..
Your home comes with a puncture repair kit.

 

[GNF on Tour]

You're a pikey if..
Your wife throws the first punch in a pub brawl on a Saturday night and she is 13 years old.

 

[alan partridge]

you're a pikey if..
you buy all your jewellery at argos

 

[WATFORD O]

you're a pikey if..
you fink burberry check is da bomb.....

 

[BrightonBird]

There was an email that went round called the "pikey test" it said stuff like:

1. Have you ever brought jewlerry from Elizabeth Duke (Argos)
2. Have you ever left your washing out on the line overnight?
3. Have you ever taken soaps, shampoos, etc from a hotel?
4. Have you ever brought flowers from a service station?

It goes on like that....

 

[REDLAND]

2. Have you ever left your washing out on the line overnight?

whys that pikey ??, surely thats just back from the pub drunk and can't be arsed ??

 

[BrightonBird]

2. Have you ever left your washing out on the line overnight?

whys that pikey ??, surely thats just back from the pub drunk and can't be arsed ??

That's what it said - I put down yes.

If memory serves me well, I think I was 38% pikey. Lock up your doors!

 

[REDLAND]

In fact I can honestly say yes to all thoses BB,

and I'm not pikey

 

[sullyupthewing]

Your a Pikey if ya Mother is your sister

 

[BrightonBird]

Damn!

 

[Yorkie]

The only one I said no to was no. 3

Then again I have shopped in Asda so according to DtG I must be a pikey

 

[Braders]

shopping at asdas not pikey , lidl's or waitrose mind .....

 

[BrightonBird]

Shopping in Waitrose is the height of sophistication (after M&S). I shop in Sainsburys (and used to work there as a student).

 

[CHAPPERS]

You have washing machine in the front garden (residents of Gillingham take note).

 

[Lady Bracknell]

If you live in Croydon you're a pikey - A RELIABLE SOURCE STATES

Well, there's a surprise!

Thanks for the Compliment is Selhurst response...

 

[Rambo]

If, you have a sofa in your garden!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

If, you have a sofa in your garden!

Out here in the country we call that "garden furniture". Like we call blocked cesspits a "water feature".