[Football] Your Schadenfreude Wish List For Next Season

[Me and my Monkey]

Think you’re missing the point of this thread?
Schadenfreude - taking pleasure in someone else’s misfortune

Pascal Groß to get picked for Germany’s World Cup squad and score the winning goal in the final against Christiano Ronaldo's Portugal?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Pascal Groß to get picked for Germany’s World Cup squad and score the winning goal in the final against Christiano Ronaldo's Portugal?

You're getting slightly warmer. Maybe stick to listening to Robert Williams in future though.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

You're getting slightly warmer. Maybe stick to listening to Robert Williams in future though.

Who's Robert Williams?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Who's Robert Williams?

Say what you like about Sir Robert, but this is a damn fine song:

 

[Dave Fishwick]

hope van Dijk does his ACL again or even better gets both legs chopped off in an unfortunate wood chopping accident

the mini period when Liverpool were losing 1-0 at home every week including to ourselves might have been the most happy I have been in 30 years as a football fan

if Salah could continue his end of season blip that would be most welcome too, before diving into a vat of acid

I also hope Leicester lose every game and that rat Vardy sees himself out of the Premier League back door without much fan fare

as you can tell I'm a very hateful person

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Say what you like about Sir Robert, but this is a damn fine song:

Well, I never knew! Thank you for posting that, I am rather fond of Cheeky Robbie, Cheeky. My own Monkey is of the variety that has nothing to hide.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Think you’re missing the point of this thread?
Schadenfreude - taking pleasure in someone else’s misfortune

Ok, Fair point…..

Pascal etc scores winning goal in World Cup final after doing the Groß gyration 4 times on (insert name of a disliked defender in here) .

 

[Swansman]

Ok, Fair point…..

Pascal etc scores winning goal in World Cup final after doing the Groß gyration 4 times on (insert name of a disliked defender in here) .

Aaron Connolly

 

[Questions]

hope van Dijk does his ACL again or even better gets both legs chopped off in an unfortunate wood chopping accident

the mini period when Liverpool were losing 1-0 at home every week including to ourselves might have been the most happy I have been in 30 years as a football fan

if Salah could continue his end of season blip that would be most welcome too, before diving into a vat of acid

I also hope Leicester lose every game and that rat Vardy sees himself out of the Premier League back door without much fan fare

as you can tell I'm a very hateful person

Hey…. Negative waves Moriaty

 

[Icy Gull]

hope van Dijk does his ACL again or even better gets both legs chopped off in an unfortunate wood chopping accident

the mini period when Liverpool were losing 1-0 at home every week including to ourselves might have been the most happy I have been in 30 years as a football fan

if Salah could continue his end of season blip that would be most welcome too, before diving into a vat of acid

I also hope Leicester lose every game and that rat Vardy sees himself out of the Premier League back door without much fan fare

as you can tell I'm a very hateful person

I think I may have stood close to this Mr Angry at a few away games

 

[el punal]

hope van Dijk does his ACL again or even better gets both legs chopped off in an unfortunate wood chopping accident

the mini period when Liverpool were losing 1-0 at home every week including to ourselves might have been the most happy I have been in 30 years as a football fan

if Salah could continue his end of season blip that would be most welcome too, before diving into a vat of acid

I also hope Leicester lose every game and that rat Vardy sees himself out of the Premier League back door without much fan fare

as you can tell I'm a very hateful person

I think you’re a closet Everton fan and I claim my £5.