[Football] Your Schadenfreude Wish List For Next Season

[BadFish]

Man U to continue to under achieve would be nice.

City to **** it up in Europe again.

Newcastle to not improve on this year.

Leeds to get relegated

Everton to continue to be shit would be funny too.

Chelsea to implode and get asset stripped would be nice karma.

Of course it all going wrong for Palace but I think they will be okay.

 

[Weststander]

Palace's new stand is built but due to oversight is built facing away from the pitch. However It wins numerous awards for Care In The Community.

Genuine

 

[portlock seagull]

A player feigning to give his shirt to one of those god awful kids holding up a placard with “(name) can I have your shirt”, only to pull away at last moment and walk back to dressing room with it and a great big ‘feck you’ smile aimed at the entitled little prick

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Palace almost fade into insignificance against my dislike of Leeds, Newcastle and Villa. Glorious failure all round for that lot will do nicely, smug ‘Stevie G’ forced to take Sol Campbell’s old gig at Southend.

 

[Taybha]

We sign Schadenfreude on a 4 year deal.

 

[Gabbafella]

Newcastle, Everton and Villa to go down.
Smug Eddie, Fat Frank and Stevie G to all be sacked by Christmas. (Smug Eddie possibly being publicly beheaded)
United to carry on being shit even after spending big.
Haaland to be a huge failure and Citeh to balls up another European run.
For someone other than a "big" club to win the title (preferably us)

 

[maltaseagull]

We sign Schadenfreude on a 4 year deal.

And loan him to Stoke or USG!

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Harry Kane to try his trademark backing-in foul once too often in a Champions League match with a referee who doesn’t care that he’s England captain and shows him a yellow card. Then a second when he protests.

Albion to become the only Premier League club on the south coast.

Guardiola to decide that he’s proving nothing by winning titles at mega-rich clubs so applies for the Shrewsbury job.

 

[Mackenzie]

Palace relegated.

 

[Icy Gull]

Harry Kane to try his trademark backing-in foul once too often in a Champions League match with a referee who doesn’t care that he’s England captain and shows him a yellow card. Then a second when he protests..

A straight red wouldn’t be harsh on a few of them

 

[GT49er]

A straight red wouldn’t be harsh on a few of them

.......with withering condemnation of his dirty tactic from the pundits on MOTD and SSN, just to add extra satisfaction!

 

[jessiejames]

Leeds, Villa and Newcastle to be relegated, we finish in top 6.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Pep sacked for not winning the CL for Citeh. Again.

Media to start questioning him over it would be nice.

 

[Justice]

A player feigning to give his shirt to one of those god awful kids holding up a placard with “(name) can I have your shirt”, only to pull away at last moment and walk back to dressing room with it and a great big ‘feck you’ smile aimed at the entitled little prick

Does it really bother you that much? Kids get excited about that sort of thing can’t see what the issue is.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Pascal Groß to get picked for Germany’s World Cup squad and score the winning goal in the final.

 

[227 BHA]

Pascal Groß to get picked for Germany’s World Cup squad and score the winning goal in the final.

Think you’re missing the point of this thread?
Schadenfreude - taking pleasure in someone else’s misfortune

 

[Is it PotG?]

New, fresh, smug-free presenters on MotD.

JJ at the helm would be fine.

 

[227 BHA]

Yep, so now it’s become a thread of everyone’s positive wishes for the season?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Yep, so now it’s become a thread of everyone’s positive wishes for the season?

Ok...I'll redo mine.

The clicky, dull, smug, golf mates presenters on MotD are booted out

 

[portlock seagull]

Does it really bother you that much? Kids get excited about that sort of thing can’t see what the issue is.

It’s become such an issue with kids running on pitches for shirts that several clubs ended up banning parents, so guess it bothers clubs. Slippery slope and all that.