[Misc] Your epitaph

[Live by the sea]

It’s called living in a civilised society. We are not animals...

 

[Worried Man Blues]

It’s called living in a civilised society. We are not animals...

Not been to a pet cemetary then? Calling Ramones...........

 

[British Bulldog]

It’s called living in a civilised society. We are not animals...

https://www.purecremation.co.uk/news/david-bowie-chooses-direct-cremation

 

[Worried Man Blues]

The die is cast

 

[Bry Nylon]

Is that you Elton?

Close. It’s Bernie

 

[Winker]

"All's well that ends well"

 

[Perfidious Albion]

I despise undertakers... for trying to take advantage of the bereaved emotions and sell the most expensive ,pointless, extras....
I have filled the forms to donate my body to medical science. When the anatomy students have finished cutting it about , they can dispose of it however they like.
It would not stop the family holding a memorial service if they wish... I won't be there...

 

[Bry Nylon]

I despise undertakers... for trying to take advantage of the bereaved emotions and sell the most expensive ,pointless, extras.

I drew the line at air con

 

[Frankie]

" i'm not quite dead yet "