Your comedy Albion XI?

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Battipiedi's total ineptness at St Marys last season is enough for him to be included in this for me!

 

[looney]

OK I see the joke....ha ha! Bremner and Worthington two of the best,Charlie would never let you down by his commitment alone.....and nobody has mentioned the biggest waste of space EVER in the stripes.....Michael Mahony Johnston....only the ones who dragged themselves to Gillingham saw what a Nagaski Tosspot he was!!

We all have our reasons. Worthington I thought was lazy, If you ask anyone who followed albion over a length of time what striker would you expect to hoof the ball over the crossbar from 6 yards out then only one name would appear. Yes CO had admiral commitment and at times that made up for a lack of anything else. I tried to think of players in each position that played more than a handfull of games. Exception being Willie Young who was to bad for words.

 

[chrissyboy01]

I remember Les Berry being particularly dreadful

 

[kevo]

I think I'd have to have Mark Walton down as GK. Not just his mistakes, but everything about him - his body language, his gormless, miserable expression... it all amounted to a huge inability to inspire confidence in both fans and players. Can anyone actually remember him making any decent saves? I'm sure he must've done, but....

 

[vulture]

my worst xl

1) Brian Mckenna
2)Les Berry
3)wayne stemp
4)Ashley Neal
5)Colin Hawkins
6)Dale Jasper
7)Les Briley
8)Geoff Cooper
9)richard tiltman
10)Damien Hilton
11)mark farrington

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I think I'd have to have Mark Walton down as GK. Not just his mistakes, but everything about him - his body language, his gormless, miserable expression... it all amounted to a huge inability to inspire confidence in both fans and players. Can anyone actually remember him making any decent saves? I'm sure he must've done, but....

I can't have that, Mark Walton was fantastic our first season at Withdean! He must have been, to keep out Mark Ormerod.

 

[kevo]

I can't have that, Mark Walton was fantastic our first season at Withdean! He must have been, to keep out Mark Ormerod.

Ermmm..........

 

[kevo]

my worst xl

1) Brian Mckenna
2)Les Berry
3)wayne stemp
4)Ashley Neal
5)Colin Hawkins
6)Dale Jasper
7)Les Briley
8)Geoff Cooper
9)richard tiltman
10)Damien Hilton
11)mark farrington

I must admit, that line-up really is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Ernest]

Andy Petterson in goal for falling flat on his arse as the 4th Gillingham goal went in

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Damien Hilton ... the man who was so afraid of footballs, that he would always jump out of the way when one came near him.

 

[southasp]

Must surely include Warren Aspinall for comedy value,not a bad player in his day though.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Must surely include Warren Aspinall for comedy value,not a bad player in his day though.

No and Yes

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

when talking about football,john barnes & john crumplin in the same sentence don't seem right

yeah i know what you mean, but it did happen, honest!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Have to say The Hawk provided some personal favourite moments of pure comedy gold. Who can forget the searching diagonal run from dugout to tunnel, pausing only to give away a penalty and receive a red card? Or the world-class bullet header own goal?

And here IS The Hawk in full flight, with Hinsh's superb long range strike thrown in for good measure...

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I love that video, Tom Hark.

I feel Phil Stant deserves a mention, but he did well for us!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Have to say The Hawk provided some personal favourite moments of pure comedy gold. Who can forget the searching diagonal run from dugout to tunnel, pausing only to give away a penalty and receive a red card? Or the world-class bullet header own goal?

And here IS The Hawk in full flight, with Hinsh's superb long range strike thrown in for good measure...

Was that diagonal trajectory the same one for his diving header own goal?

 

[Beach Hut]

Hawkins goal was magnificent

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Was that diagonal trajectory the same one for his diving header own goal?

No. He made a fleeting cameo as sub for the diagonal trajectory one. Prob on youtube somewhere. Anybody?