You'll never guess who I just saw in Dyke Road Tesco in Hove

[LamieRobertson]

Hmm..bit late in the day for your shadow..could it be your inflatable ego caught in the wind?

 

[8ace]

Roofing Ian Johnson?

No, the Dundee United one.

 

[albionite]

So how many pages does this numbty want before he says?

Who cares another one to go on ignore list with Perseus

 

[Barry M]

Tesco employees??

 

[Return of the Rev]

I could have told you who started it by the "look at me" thread title.

No I didn't!

 

[Captain Sensible]

 

[Hampster Gull]

A man with no balls?

 

[Herne Bay Gull]

Captain Sensible?

 

[Mackenzie]

Asinine Guff?

 

[One hot tub one ambition]

A man with no balls?

Why would a mirror be appropriate in a TESCOs?

 

[Sargey]

Buster Bloodvessel buying a scotch egg?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Waiting for a click and collect .

You're right. I never will.

 

[Driver8]

Hang on, was it Paul Valley?

 

[big nuts]

Enid Blyton exchanging a flake for a ripple.

 

[Iamapen15]

andrei kanchelskis

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Lord Lucan (or Shergar).

 

[KZNSeagull]

What is a click and connect?

It was Lionel Messi and Gareth Bale. Both signing tomorrow.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Wouldn't happen in Germany ?

 

[Waynflete]

Was it Pat Sharp?

 

[HantsSeagull]

christ you are such a bell end