You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?

[Lammy]

Which film would you say is the most quotable?

I just LOVE quoting from Withnail & I.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Star wars. Gotta love quoting Yoda.

 

[Les Biehn]

'Are you the farmer? Are you the farmer? Are you the... ' 'Of course he the bloody farmer!'

 

[Man of Harveys]

Gregory's Girl - a magnificent script which is easily applicable to many situations "I like to do something SPECIAL on a Saturday - BELLA BELLA" etc etc etc.

 

[tinx]

'Are you the farmer? Are you the farmer? Are you the... ' 'Of course he the bloody farmer!'

My favorite quote of all time. Hence my avatar.

And just to be really anal this is the actual quote:-

Withnail: Are you the farmer? [To Marwood] Shut up, I'll deal with this. [To Parkin] We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the f***ing farmer.

 

[Lammy]

We're not from London..

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Got to be Zulu!

Bromhead:" I'll get my man to clean your kit."

Chard: "Don't bother"

Bromhead: "Oh it's no bother old boy, not offering to clean it myself!..Still, a chap ought to look smart in front of the men"

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Life of Brian, for me.

"I suppose I should have told you this years ago but...your father.....isn't Mr Cohen."

"I never thought he was...."

"Now less of your cheek!"


It's endless and superb.

 

[Withnail]

Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness. "Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance".

Splendid!

 

[tedebear]

Come back here I'll BITE you! Always makes me laugh!!

 

[Woodchip]

"He's not the messiah, he's name's Brian and he's not coming out to play" (or similar)

 

[tinx]

"He's not the messiah, he's name's Brian and he's not coming out to play" (or similar)

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.

 

[Woodchip]

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.

Ooops, I was mixing two quotes up.

It's been a long day and I've still got 3.5 hours to go.

 

[Buzzer]

Comic Strip presents 'The Yob'

 

[Fergus96]

Wolf Nipple Chips, get-um while there hot, there lovely.

Are you the jewdian peoples front........

 

[tinx]

Wolf Nipple Chips, get-um while there hot, there lovely.

Are you the jewdian peoples front........

f*** off, we're the peoples front of judea.

 

[Fergus96]

 

[Fergus96]

We are the knights who say Neeeeee, and we want a shrubbery

 

[tedebear]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

(I think thats how it goes...) funny none the less!!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f*** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we f*** off, O Lord?