You Know you're rubbish when...........

[R. Slicker]

Idea lifted straight from the H & J Show.

I'll Start,

You Know you're rubbish when......The board announces, the man to get you out of trouble is, Micky Adams.


NSC, Do your worst

 

[Kazenga <3]

You can't win the third division with a budget to rival teams in the Premier League.

 

[Easy 10]

...you go into administration, have millions of pounds worth of debts written off, and then go and do it all over again.

 

[R. Slicker]

...Glenn's agent has released to the press that you are interested in signing him.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tony Adams applies for your managerial vacancy.

 

[Biscuit]

...you're in the bin.

 

[8ace]

Ken Bates is announced as your new owner...

 

[Daffy Duck]

Your goalkeeper fumbles a weak shot on goal which then rolls slowly into the net. It then starts to rain heavily and your manager opens out a huge umbella so that he doesn't get wet!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ken Bates is announced as your new owner...

...Peter Ridsdale's Mercedes pulls into the club car park...

 

[Tom Bombadil]

.... people are calling for Ian Hart to be brought back to the phone in

 

[pezza]

You have to employ your physio as manager

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...you think a move to the local athletics stadium sounds like a good plan

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

You could play for San Marino but you've never got a call up even though you've written to the F.A

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hermann "Jonah" Hreidarsson is your new centre half.

 

[R. Slicker]

...You have to wait until the penultimate league game to clinch promotion.

 

[Jesus Gul]

...You have to wait until the penultimate league game to clinch promotion.

...and then lose 18-0 to Walsall

 

[bhaexpress]

You say you were born in Croydon.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Mark McCammon is your lone striker.

 

[R. Slicker]

...You have to rely on Preston, Scunny & Sheffield Utd being worse than you.

 

[seagullondon]

Dean White is your first team coach