Yesterday's Chant

[Lord Bracknell]

I think I spotted one in the City Centre the other day - on the corner of Queens Square and Dyke Road.

 

[Blackadder]

Thanks LB

Would you recognise him again?

(I'm too sexy for this club/shirt/whatever)

 

[Safeway]

Gay Army, Gay Army

 

[Turkey]

Sign on, Sign on
With a pen in your hand
Cos You'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job

 

[fatboy]

With a pen in your hand you stupid

 

[Turkey]

In your northern slums,
IN your northern slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your northern slums.

 

[Raphael Meade]

go down pub, drink 10 pints,
get completely plastered,
get back home, beat up wife,
dirty northern bastards...

 

[El Presidente]

Come on chaps, lets show we are above 11 year old stylee name calling

 

[Bez]

You piss on the carpet
You shit in the bath
You finger your granny
You think its a laugh
Ijn your northern slums

 

[Safeway]

You piss on the carpet
You shit in the bath
You finger your granny
You think its a laugh
Ijn your northern slums

My hangover is going already!

 

[Safeway]

Your mum's on the game
Your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job
Cos you're so f**king thick
In your northern slums

 

[Blackadder]

My hangover is going already!

Mine hasn't gone yet

Had a few too many yesterday!

Ow my head!

 

[Waynebfc]

Why didnt ya all sing these songs at the match?

or have your just thought of them

your are brightun's arent ya?

 

[Turkey]

We sang Sign On, Sign On, With a pen in your hand..

 

[Brighton Breezy]

yes..great stuff Barnsley.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Your mum's on the game
Your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job
Cos you're so f**king thick
In your northern slums

You speak in an accent ecceedinlgy rare
You wear bright pink shellsuits and have curl hair
In your Liverpool Slums
You runt round the dustbins for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat

 

[Safeway]

We sang Sign On, Sign On, With a pen in your hand..

We sang that. You sang 'with hope in your heart'.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

If I had a pound for every time I heard that sung at us I'd be living in Barbados by now.

No you wouldnt, you'd be in Bangkok, where dirty teen sex is rife, you filthy clown......