Yar, me swashbucklers, today be a grand day

[Rusco]

Two pirates sitting on a bench.

One says to the other " Ha Ha Me hearty, nice earrings, how much they be?"

To which the other replies " A Buck an ear! "


I'll get my coat

 

[hart's shirt]

All we need now is a Pirate Memory Game.

"Sharkbait" Doug Grimm, btw.

 

[sten_super]

A swabbie walks into a pub an' sees a sign hangin' o'er th' bar which reads:

Parma Ham Sandwich £10.00
Hand Job £10.00

Checkin' his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up t' th' Bar an' beckons t' one o' th' three exceptionally attractive blondes servin' drinks t' an eager-lookin' squadron o' men.

"Aye?" she inquires wi' a knowin' smile, "Can I help ye?"

"I be wondering", whispers th' man, "be ye th' one who gives th' hand-jobs?"

"Aye", she purrs, "indeed I be"

Th' man replies "Well wash yer hands, I want a Parma ham sandwich, on accoun' o' that`s somethin' else I dasn't get at homeport".

 

[dannyboy]

captain dan longcock

 

[bright1064]

Thanks to whoever posted this thread. It just provided me with an interesting link on my radio show

 

[sten_super]

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

for anyone learning pirate

Oh my word that is possibly the greatest website in the world

 

[Seagullible]

Thanks to whoever posted this thread. It just provided me with an interesting link on my radio show

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