Yago Falque

[Hungry Joe]

Here on Shoreham Beach we're not too sure, until we get the footbridge open again. He looks a talent though.

How are you coping with the isolation? I can air lift some snacks in if required.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

The Durrington Massive aren't sure...

 

[smudge]

How are you coping with the isolation? I can air lift some snacks in if required.

In life we make decisions, some good some bad. Moving to Shoreham Beach from Brighton might just fall into the latter. I would advise Will Buckley against it if he stays for the full term.

 

[big nuts]

The word from Denton and upper Bedding is his going nowhere. Still waiting to hear from my sources in Wivlesfield & Aldrington.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I'm hearing from Bolnore Village its a done deal to Saints TBA at 5pm.

 

[misterspatch]

I thought he was a creative midfielder, something we need rather than a winger...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gold

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is there anywhere we haven't covered yet?

I'm off to work shortly, I'll keep my ear to the ground, tap up a couple of snouts and let you know what the man on the Balcombe Omnibus is saying.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I know a deaf person in Hailsham and he has never heard of him

Pardon

 

[Foolg]

Just been up to Asda Hollingbury, Buckley was served two people in front of me. Apparently when the checkout assistant asked why he was buying ready meals, he replied "My oven is half way on the way to Norwich with a removals company". Doesn't sound good.

That's the people of Hollingbury covered. Anyone in the Carden area hear differently?

 

[Postman Pat]

Just been up to Asda Hollingbury, Buckley was served two people in front of me. Apparently when the checkout assistant asked why he was buying ready meals, he replied "My oven is half way on the way to Norwich with a removals company". Doesn't sound good.

That's the people of Hollingbury covered. Anyone in the Carden area hear differently?

The people of Coldean don't care as long as he doesn't try and park his car here on matchdays.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

word on the street from Staplefield is that we won yesterday 2 nil.

Hows my old pub doing, The Victory?

 

[driller]

hove park say he is staying

 

[BensGrandad]

Hows my old pub doing, The Victory?

Always packed out food is outstanding beer is brilliant just shows what a good landlord can do.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The people of Westdene are not too concerned about his departure, but they are worried about the potential freeze and access problems for the Occado delivery service.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

The people of Westdene are not too concerned about his departure, but they are worried about the potential freeze and access problems for the Occado delivery service.

And so they should be....

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

The Mile Oak Mafia have "surveyed" route 1a, and it's worse then we thought. He was seen nowhere along this route

 

[seagullondon]

The men of Kemp Town say this chap is signing and can play in the hole

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

In Tunbridge Wells they appear to be disgusted at the very idea of Buckley going.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I ballooned over Lagos on Friday night and a banner appeared a 1/4 mile beneath me to answer my querisome thoughts of Will's future. It said Buckley is Stuckley and he likes it Very Muchly. PS: Duckley! And a triangle of febrile waterbirds penetrated my bubble, speeding me to Earth, as the main two bursters of my gasbag, wrestling with the fabric from within, quacked more high-pitchedly with the helium coursing through their tiny lungs. My plummet was cushioned by a bouncy castle in one of Nigeria's fancier gardens and when i settled, i relaxed gladly knowing Buckles would stay with us for a good spell yet. I'm currently having to poach to raise enough income to have the balloon fixed and for me to float back home. Rhino-traders and tiger-nutbag-groomers beware.