xcgstwt bhw,I am very very drunk....are you.

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

bzxhdyuey nweh jfhgh ewb wyu, BEER A.M, bnejweuye wdnjwh hb jbfu hg4yuxzz I'LL NOT DRINK THAT CREME DE MONTH LUCAZADE AND FABREEZE COCKTAIL AGAIN. xbvkoo iiahi zzshia xciu APPARANTLEY IT'S CALLED THE BLOODY AWFULL.vzbzjifv cn cfhry ddgff dcnnfn floop flin poop ,IT'S NOW NO USE TO MAN NOR BEAST, bqweyhy hhwe wavdu dyu2 udggyuqyuy vvdhu2t, WHERE'S THE HOOVER ?. bcvieyr wqiowte crootupoop poop djbsaq eyr deiyy PENELOPIE KEITH THEN TURNED TO ME AND SUGGESTED A THREESOME WITH THE DUTCHESS OF KENT. bceyuey dzeweiirmdfe ndjeue djdy go nd nx c toot toot gatang gatang. I PASSED UP THE OPPORTUNITY, BUT I'VE NOW GOT A SMASHING BIKE RACK. jjw jwhdhj jwfnbxn seiu wbs shjfdhusi hjkd, FORTUNATELY THE JUDGE SAW THE FUNNY SIDE. bxcusuiw nddbbmaba xnbxj nchjeur chahj , HE WAS IN A GOOD MOOD, AS HE HAD JUST SENTENCED, DWANE, F.G, AND WATFORD O TO BE WHIPPED NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS OF PORTSLADE.HA HA HA HA HA MMMMMMMMMM

 

[fatboy]

 

[Marc]

Genios!


Anyone know where I can download some of his stuff? I've found very small clips like "very, very drunk!" but I want the full thing, especially the radio (british gas?) adverts he done.

 

[Easy 10]

Drunken rambling. Marvellous.

 

[Braders]

bzxhdyuey nweh jfhgh ewb wyu, BEER A.M, bnejweuye wdnjwh hb jbfu hg4yuxzz I'LL NOT DRINK THAT CREME DE MONTH LUCAZADE AND FABREEZE COCKTAIL AGAIN. xbvkoo iiahi zzshia xciu APPARANTLEY IT'S CALLED THE BLOODY AWFULL.vzbzjifv cn cfhry ddgff dcnnfn floop flin poop ,IT'S NOW NO USE TO MAN NOR BEAST, bqweyhy hhwe wavdu dyu2 udggyuqyuy vvdhu2t, WHERE'S THE HOOVER ?. bcvieyr wqiowte crootupoop poop djbsaq eyr deiyy PENELOPIE KEITH THEN TURNED TO ME AND SUGGESTED A THREESOME WITH THE DUTCHESS OF KENT. bceyuey dzeweiirmdfe ndjeue djdy go nd nx c toot toot gatang gatang. I PASSED UP THE OPPORTUNITY, BUT I'VE NOW GOT A SMASHING BIKE RACK. jjw jwhdhj jwfnbxn seiu wbs shjfdhusi hjkd, FORTUNATELY THE JUDGE SAW THE FUNNY SIDE. bxcusuiw nddbbmaba xnbxj nchjeur chahj , HE WAS IN A GOOD MOOD, AS HE HAD JUST SENTENCED, DWANE, F.G, AND WATFORD O TO BE WHIPPED NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS OF PORTSLADE.HA HA HA HA HA MMMMMMMMMM

the first post on this site to make sence in months !

 

[BrightonBird]

Re: Re: xcgstwt bhw,I am very very drunk....are you.

the first post on this site to make sence in months !

Unlike your own post!

 

[Braders]

very true !

 

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

cbxhjsu zbvzuit shwyw bch DRUNKENESS UPDATE, bxcu xgeye hb shabang tweep gatong, AM NOW ON BAILEYS, VIMTO, AND TOILET DUCK.bcdieu cnfdoeoirp sdh deju dewj PARTY AT BIRKIN MANOR, ncjbcfab nnxdn ccnjnczwyhe hwehj I'VE BEEN JOINED BY THE RED ARROWS, EDDIE 'THE EAGLE' EDWARDS AND THE CAST OF QUEER AS FOLK. xdbf xhwe eyu eesf hefwf uehfiwdnks BLOODY ALAN SMITH TURNED UP AND I EXPLAINED THAT THE INVITE SAID BRING A BOTTLE, NOT FLING A BOTTLE. hcc bshx\jkcnhjlcf cjsj ckskeuf dn,wj kj jhja bcpdei dpsouewoop gtayep BOOTED HIM OUT AND GOT THE BUTLER TO SET THE PACK OF HUNGRY LEMMINGS ON HIM.bsdjhewsdd sdhj sqjuu shjybbanuehjj nzwi h, AND THEN I TURNED TO GEORGE BUSH (WHO HAS JUST POPPED IN DURING STATE INGAGEMENTS) AND EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT I MIGHT BE DRUNK BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL COHERENT. bdjhada jdhjabe abdbedyuq qjbesswu whq HE THEN QUITE RUDELY ACCUSED ME OF STOREING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN MY DRINKS CABINET. bajbjh bjqbq qjhqd xj jq da SO I FLUNG HIM OUT WITH ALAN SMITH AND THE FEASTING LEMMINGS. HA HA HA HA HA HA MMMMMMM

 

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

bzdwueu gatang poop parp peep hnee MY DRINKING HAS BECOME EVER MORE DEBAUCHED, AND I AM NOW ON MALIBU. gdeuueyoabvxrep xnox ydny eye uwyqi sge diiuww THE PARTY IS NOW IN FULL SWING AND WE HAVE BEEN JOINED OSAMA BIN LADEN, FELICITY KENDALL AND THE METROPOLITAN POLICE MOTORCYCLE DISPLAY TEAM. xbznnjsdim poowe tweep gdue3 djsd jbj hriudheh nwdj dud ALTHOUGH THE OSTRICH GOT DRUNK AN KEPT TRYING TO EAT PROFFESOR STEVEN HAWKINS' GLASSES. xbwwey cnforur dbweoe wyew wjwun ab x21yabbq THEN DAVID BELLOTTI GATE CRASHED AND STARTED TO EAT THE CONTENTS OF MY LAUNDRY BASKET. dhbwhdwud hdbhwd c wwuw cbwdwudid bdndh I HARPOONED THE BASTARD AND HAD HIM STUFFED AND MOUNTED. hdqd hjduqnsuw dwee qqei ISLE OF WHITE FERRY CAME UP THE DRIVE. wjdbi uwrwwr wdcnwdhee hewjw dwb dwi wqhhrkihio. THE JUDGE WAS ON BOARD AND SAID THAT F.G WATFORD O AND DWANE'S SENTENCE HAD BEEN INCREASED ON APPEAL AND THEY NOW HAVE TO BE WHIPPED NAKED FROM PORTSLADE TO KEMP TOWN,bdbd hjdjdb dbd WITH A SIGN SAYING GET IT HERE BOYS. HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE MMMMMMMMMM
*COLLAPSE*

 

[Biscuit]

Your getting drunk at home, possibly alone, and your infront of a computer...


GOD you no how to live.

 

[NMH]

He'll move on to LSD soon, then things will REALLY get interesting

 

[NMH]

He'll move on to LSD soon, then things will REALLY get interesting

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

He'll move on to LSD soon, then things will REALLY get interesting

 

[Robot Chicken]

three posts Danny Seagull...who mentioned LSD

 

[Citrus]

He'll move on to LSD soon, then things will REALLY get interesting