Would you rather...........

[El Presidente]

Given a choice

 

[Kenhead]

falmer is our futher!!

 

[Trigger]

I'm sorry but if Rachel Stevens turned up at my door i'd forget football even existed...

Well atleast i'm honest...

 

[DTES]

You didn't actually say Rachel turning up meant Falmer was rejected or Albion fail to get promotion, so surely that option means all three could happen? And a bit of cheese it you're lucky?

 

[Dunkstar]

No time for footy with Rachel around!
Sorry!

Typical conversation:

Me:Right i'm of to the footy.

Rachel;Oh!can't we have sex again.

Me:ahhh go on then.

 

[El Presidente]

What about if Rachel offered you sex at Falmer, while eating cheese?

 

[E.P. Sam]

I'm sorry but if Rachel Stevens turned up at my door i'd forget football even existed...

Well atleast i'm honest...

Totally agree.

 

[El Presidente]

The problem is, if she did turn up at your house, would your mates believe you afterwards down the pub

" Why weren't you at the match today? "

" Couldn't make it, too busy shagging Rachel Stevens "

" Oh yeah, more like your mum wanted you to tile the bathroom, get the beers in"

If would be heaven and hell, as no one would ever believe you, unless you filmed it and brought down the evidence to the Cotton Bud and Anvil (Stella half price after 2am if still standing) afterwards

 

[Storer68]

who is Rachel Stevens?

 

[Artois]

who is Rachel Stevens?

Indeed.

 

[fleet]

Storer - was that satire?

 

[Citrus]

CHEESE!

 

[Artois]

I've changed to avatar to reflect my love for Rachel AND Falmer.

 

[Citrus]

Wow! Where did you do that?

3 beautiful pictures in 1 avatar!

 

[Artois]

...and lager obviously.

 

[Citrus]

WHERE did you get it?