Would you have sex with the queen for.....

[The Wookiee]

I would f*** anybody for £1million

 

[Lucky_C]

Your anal sex goes without saying. But would you want those teeth around your John Thomas? *shudder*

were they in her mouth or in the jar by her bed?

 

[Buzzer]

were they in her mouth or in the jar by her bed?

Good question. Okay, new one:

Would you f*** a jar full of liver and warm mayonnaise if it also had the Queen Mother's teeth floating in there for, say, £3.78?

 

[Pavilionaire]

No danger of tooth damage with the Queen Mum, she'd take 'em out and - hey presto - GUM 'TIL YOU CUM!

 

[byf]

would you now...dig up the queen mum and involve her in your HRH and princess anne style orgy?

All for £7.13p

 

[Lokki 7]

I'd have sex with ANYONE for a million quid.

Would you give prince Phillip a blowie whilst Harry stuck you one from behind and the queen tossed you off onto Camilla's FACE?

 

[Buzzer]

Would you give prince Phillip a blowie whilst Harry stuck you one from behind and the queen tossed you off onto Camilla's FACE?

I'd wear a t-shirt saying I'd done that for a million.

 

[Lokki 7]

I'd wear a t-shirt saying I'd done that for a million.

Who would pay you a million quid to wear a t-shirt? Keep it real will you. Der.

 

[Buzzer]

I meant that I'd do it AND wear a t-shirt saying I'd done it.

Obviously, I'd just wear the t-shirt for a lot less. Wonder if Al at Sporting Colours is interested in selling a t-shirt with that on?

 

[Lokki 7]

I meant that I'd do it AND wear a t-shirt saying I'd done it.

Well why didn't you say so then?!

:Timewaster:

 

[Buzzer]

Well why didn't you say so then?!

:Timewaster:

I did.


Eventually.


: pedant:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think some people on here would do it for free, or even pay her

 

[Simster]

You're welcome to her lads - I've already had her.
Well not quite. I knocked one out over a five quid note once. Actually the pearl necklace I gave her seemed to offset her crown quite nicely.

Sorry - I have no pics.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

to be honest I would climb a ladder and feck a Giraffe up the arse for £ 1 000 000.

 

[Buzzer]

to be honest I would climb a ladder and feck a Giraffe up the arse for £ 1 000 000.

With your knack for picking four legged creatures, you'd get up the ladder only to find it's Desert Orchid.

 

[Tooting Gull]

to be honest I would climb a ladder and feck a Giraffe up the arse for £ 1 000 000.

Why do I suddenly think that this, rather than any earlier depraved fantasies, will be what this thread is remembered for...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I would f*** anybody for £1million

Name the date. Bring the money in binbags.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why do I suddenly think that this, rather than any earlier depraved fantasies, will be what this thread is remembered for...

Shall we start a fund to make this happen? I'll happily bung in a fiver in exchange for a front row seat.

 

[Silent Bob]

Would anyone here have f***ed the Queen MOTHER for £50?

I would do that now, if you're offering.

 

[Buzzer]

Shall we start a fund to make this happen? I'll happily bung in a fiver in exchange for a front row seat.

I'm good for a fiver too.

Any chance of the Giraffe's mum for Frank?