Would you bang...

[Withdean Wanderer]

No I meant rough as in she is an old dog who feels the need to flaunt her pregnant body on my tv screen, acting like a woman half her age, and displaying certain CHAV qualities. She does not share any similarities with a golf course, apart from maybe you have a chance of a "hole in one" with her.

Now Love Island, that really is shit, but at least they got the right idea when they allowed first Kelly Brook now Fearne Cotton to present it

What was it you said to me the other day about women on the tele? "one is enough for me" - so much for that!!!

Also, Fearne Cotton?!? Hideous!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Also, Fearne Cotton?!? Hideous!

You still would though wouldn't you Mark?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

You still would though wouldn't you Mark?

Nope. Would rather have Davina, and she's not all that.

If we're talking kids tv presenters though, Holly Willoughby is a different matter.....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Nope. Would rather have Davina, and she's not all that.

If we're talking kids tv presenters though, Holly Willoughby is a different matter.....

I can't disagree with you on Holly Willoughby, she can suck on my banana any day.

 

[algie]

There's always women out there who look average but there's something about them you want to romp with

 

[Gully]

I have to say that I find Davina attractive, brunette and intelligent is a good starting point in my opinion, granted she isn't everyones cup of tea but that is the beauty of the World, we are all different.

 

[algie]

Just checked your age.

 

[Rufio]

I have to say that I find Davina attractive, brunette and intelligent is a good starting point in my opinion, granted she isn't everyones cup of tea but that is the beauty of the World, we are all different.

Intelligent?!?!

 

[Gully]

Yeah, compare her to all the females who appeared in BB, she is far more capable than any of them of stringing together an intelligible sentence, all things are relative.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Yeah, compare her to all the females who appeared in BB, she is far more capable than any of them of stringing together an intelligible sentence, all things are relative.

That is a fairly limited comparision though.

Davina clearly has more braincells than all them housemates who have about 1 brain cell between them!

 

[Gully]

It might sound harsh, and a little bitchy, but most of the females they put in this last BB were absolutely awful, enough to put you off women for life.

 

[itszamora]

Davina - yes
Fearne Cotton - yes
The bird with the banana - yes

 

[Gully]

OK, given that I am past the first flush of youth, I would have to say that there are plenty of attractive female presenters on the box. How about Kate Silverton who reads the news for starters, she is a babe.

 

[Braders]

well i would

and no decent toty you say? you lot have obviously forgotten about Grace

 

[clapham_gull]

She was extremely rude to me once. I happened to be doing some photocopying outside her dressing room.

So on reflection no,

 

[Gully]

Sorry, but I didn't find Grace at all attractive, she looks like a younger version of Gail Hillman off Corrie.

 

[Braders]

Sorry, but I didn't find Grace at all attractive, she looks like a younger version of Gail Hillman off Corrie.

*checks both pictures*

i really don't see it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Davina - yes
Fearne Cotton - yes
The bird with the banana - yes

How about the lovely Debbie King - on ITV right now!!

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Davina McCall if she wasn't pregnant?


I bloody would.Back and front

Does your other half know about these fantasies?