[Albion] Would the last one out please turn off the lights...

[Cowfold Seagull]

It's quite incredible who has moved on from Albion in the last few months...

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia

I don't think we need to concern ourselves two much about the bottom two on your list.

 

[Bozza]

It's quite incredible who has moved on from Albion in the last few months...

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia

Add: The Computer - Enock Mwepu

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I’m pretty much done myself

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Not forgetting the Prem’s best midfielder, Bissouma

Would that be the same midfielder who can only make the bench for Tottenham? He isn't the league's best midfielder for me.

A very good player obviously, but in my opinion could, and even should, be even better, and absolutely bossing every game that he plays in. On too many occasions when wearing an Albion shirt he didn't do that.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Anyone checked on Gully ...

Never mind Gully, what about his sister Sammy? I've not seen her so far this season. Mind you it always seemed an unlikely combination, even more so since Gully got involved with that Sally tart.

 

[Swansman]

Would that be the same midfielder who can only make the bench for Tottenham? He isn't the league's best midfielder for me.

A very good player obviously, but in my opinion could, and even should, be even better, and absolutely bossing every game that he plays in. On too many occasions when wearing an Albion shirt he didn't do that.

In the Premier League? That would make him the best midfielder of all time. Possibly the best footballer to ever walk this planet. Agree there were a few days when he wasn't the best footballer of all time.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Would that be the same midfielder who can only make the bench for Tottenham? He isn't the league's best midfielder for me.

A very good player obviously, but in my opinion could, and even should, be even better, and absolutely bossing every game that he plays in. On too many occasions when wearing an Albion shirt he didn't do that.

No, no, no, it was Biss’s own opinion that he was the best midfielder in the Premier League.

 

[Bozza]

Updated...

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
2021/22 Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia
Head of Recruitment - Paul Winstanley
2022/23 joint top scorer - Leandro Trossard

 

[Cheshire Cat]

What should we spend our £20m, £25m, £27m or whatever falls out of Santa's sack of late Christmas pressie on?

A new striker, or a new over-the-tunnel restaurant to keep the corporate punters happy?

 

[jcdenton08]

What should we spend our £20m, £25m, £27m or whatever falls out of Santa's sack of late Christmas pressie on?

A new striker, or a new over-the-tunnel restaurant to keep the corporate punters happy?

Lick of paint in the concourses and clean the roof would be nice.

 

[Stat Brother]

What should we spend our £20m, £25m, £27m or whatever falls out of Santa's sack of late Christmas pressie on?

A new striker, or a new over-the-tunnel restaurant to keep the corporate punters happy?

Free Tangfastics to all 52 year olds.

 

[dazzer6666]

What should we spend our £20m, £25m, £27m or whatever falls out of Santa's sack of late Christmas pressie on?

A new striker, or a new over-the-tunnel restaurant to keep the corporate punters happy?

Massive new contracts for De Zerbi, Mac Allister, Caicedo, Ferguson, Estupiñan and March, plus all of Adam’s coaching badge fees.

 

[Bozza]

Massive new contracts for De Zerbi, Mac Allister, Caicedo, Ferguson, Estupiñan and March, plus all of Adam’s coaching badge fees.

...and put anything left over into the monorail savings jar?

 

[dazzer6666]

...and put anything left over into the monorail savings jar?

Exactly, good plan

 

[London Irish]

What should we spend our £20m, £25m, £27m or whatever falls out of Santa's sack of late Christmas pressie on?

A new striker, or a new over-the-tunnel restaurant to keep the corporate punters happy?

A big invisible mesh net built by NASA to catch all the bottle tops and flasks raining down on the pitch

 

[Acker79]

Add: The Computer - Enock Mwepu

Don't listen to him, Bozza.

Updated...

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
2021/22 Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia
Head of Recruitment - Paul Winstanley
2022/23 joint top scorer - Leandro Trossard

Good man.



Didn't a doctor recently leave? I remember seeing a tweet of him getting dipped in an ice bath or something?

 

[Bozza]

Updated:

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
2021/22 Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia
Head of Recruitment - Paul Winstanley
2022/23 joint top scorer - Leandro Trossard
World Cup winner - Alexis Mac Allister
Spanish international goalkeeper - Robert Sánchez
Midfield maestro - Moises Caicedo
Head of Recruitment II (The Unwanted Sequel) - Sam Jewell

 

[TomandJerry]

We still have our tea lady, right?

Right ?!

 

[Lever]

Updated:

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
2021/22 Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia
Head of Recruitment - Paul Winstanley
2022/23 joint top scorer - Leandro Trossard
World Cup winner - Alexis Mac Allister
Spanish international goalkeeper - Robert Sánchez
Midfield maestro - Moises Caicedo
Head of Recruitment II (The Unwanted Sequel) - Sam Jewell

..and that is from a club that is heralded as being fantastically run!

 

[AZ Gull]

Updated:

Technical Director - Dan Ashworth
First Team Head Coach - Graham Potter
Assistant Head Coach - Billy Reid
First Team Coach - Bjorn Hamberg
Senior Player Development Coach - Bruno
Goalkeeping Coach - Ben Roberts
Assistant Head of Recruitment - Kyle Macaulay
2021/22 Top goalscorer - Neal Maupay
Player of the Season - Marc Cucurella
Player with the Best Song: Yves Bissouma
Tallest Left-back in the Whole Wide World Ever: Dan Burn
Chief Mentalist - Florin Andone
DJ in Residence - Jurgen Locadia
Head of Recruitment - Paul Winstanley
2022/23 joint top scorer - Leandro Trossard
World Cup winner - Alexis Mac Allister
Spanish international goalkeeper - Robert Sánchez
Midfield maestro - Moises Caicedo
Head of Recruitment II (The Unwanted Sequel) - Sam Jewell

Your list should include Academy Manager John Morling who was sacked in February 2022.