Worst lager you've ever drunk?

[Bakesy]

Jaguar, Tesco's own. f***ing horrible.

Because it's Brake Fluid you Clown.........

 

[Les Biehn]

Because it's Brake Fluid you Clown.........

I wish it had been, it might have actually got me pissed.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

stella
budweiser
fosters
carlsberg
carling
castlemaine
grolsh


are all the work of the devil

 

[Gully]

Pretty much anything American, plus Grolsch, Heineken, Stella, Amstel, etc, etc. Never really did like lager, even in my drinking days, much preferred something with a bit of taste, character and body, in fact everything that lager doesn't have. The only exceptions would have to be a couple of German beers, Warsteiner and Bitburg were almost palatable in the right circumstances.

 

[Les Biehn]

Castlemaine is utter piss. Red Stripe is 2% cock juice as well.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Holsten Pils. It tastes spiteful and a single bottle once gave me a headache the next day. Although that may have had something to do with the amount of whatever else I'd drunk immediately beforehand.

Coming a close second is Beck's alchohol free lager which tastes worse than HP but at least doesn't induce a cranium splitting sensation the next day.

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Harp.. Stays sharp to the bottom of the glass..
Harp - Stays Sharp.. ...Er .. not.

My son-in-law gets the stuff from his work (Diageo) for free at New Year....... it's bogging ...... and weak.

 

[pishhead]

I have drunk something that came in a blue can, the name of which escapes me but the only reason to buy it was because it got you pissed very quickly ! Ultra strong but vile tasting.

sounds like tennants super the drink of the tramps, along with the special brew.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

all drink is bad and due to my hangover i shall not be contributing in any way to this thread

 

[Pat McCrotch]

Fosters.

 

[Cian]

Harp.. Stays sharp to the bottom of the glass..
Harp - Stays Sharp.. ...Er .. not.

My son-in-law gets the stuff from his work (Diageo) for free at New Year....... it's bogging ...... and weak.

Isn't Harp just Kaliber with the alcohol put back in

We use it here for snail traps - as its the nastiest piss that my local offlicence lowers itself to sell.

 

[B.M.F]

Can't believe that noone has mentioned Hoffmeister ( or however you spell it ). It is absolute shite and tases of dishwater
For great lager don't follow that stupid fookin Bear as he has not got a clue

 

[Brovion]

All draught British-brewed lager. It's ok for boys as a training drink but I stopped drinking it once I became a man and realised it was just fizzy chemical piss. Bottled lager is so much better, as of course if foreign-brewed keg. I'm always embarrassed to be English when I see German, Dutch, Belgian etc tourists order drinks like Heineken, Fosters or Black Label thinking it's going to be like the stuff they get at home. They take one sip, look at each other in surprise and disgut, put their glasses back on the bar and order something more manly like cream sherry.

 

[Pevenseagull]

don'tsee any mentions yet for Hoffmeister or Castlemaine XXXX

 

[Les Biehn]

don'tsee any mentions yet for Hoffmeister or Castlemaine XXXX

Both mentioned. Both are piss.

 

[B.M.F]

don'tsee any mentions yet for Hoffmeister or Castlemaine XXXX

Look 2 posts above your one for hoffy mate

 

[bhaexpress]

sounds like tennants super the drink of the tramps, along with the special brew.

No it wasn't that, it was stronger ! Makes me cringe now as I don't drink anymore

 

[cheeseroll]

Really surprised to see Stella get two mentions here, the only one i drink on the few occasions i do have a lager and Kingfisher is not available.

The worst though must Blue Girl. Utter shite

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Amstel. Foul.

 

[philgull25]

carlsberg, hands down