Robert Pires was a master of the diving. Can't find a video of the Portsmouth one but his failed penalty below is amusing. C*nts do sometimes get what they deserve.
The Turkish national side were one of the worst at Euro 2008.
It's not just the falling, is it, it's the multiple rollovers clutching a random part of their shin (often completely unconnected to the point of contact, if any), the agonised and hurt look, the "brave" limping recovery prior to a stretcher being brought on, followed by the miraculous sprint towards the next forward pass.