Worst Day Ever

[Nibble]

Well at least you haven't got the thundering shits like me.
A whole morning of belly pain and regular ejections of smelly hot arse gravy. Seriously, I had to go pebble dash the bowl halfway through writing this.

I'm with you there (not literally, it's a private time). Last three days every trip to the lavvy has been some kind of emergency. I just got back after shitting a flock of sparrows.

 

[piersa]

My friend lost her husband 4 months ago, her dad also died last year, her father in law the year before and her mum was diagnosed with terminal cancer two days ago. On that basis, you are doing ok.