Worst Dad in the world

[Willy Dangle]

Had to sign my daughters reading record book to prove she has been reading. I wrote 'All teachers smell' and signed it with her name.

Her protests at school today fell on deaf ears and she had to stay in at break.

How bad do I feel.

 

[Triggaaar]

There's a subtle (or maybe not subtle) joke I'm missing here isn't there? You can't be that stupid.

 

[terryberry1]

You could always ring the school and tell them it was you who wrote it

 

[Willy Dangle]

You could always ring the school and tell them it was you who wrote it

I'm not owning up to it. You should see her teacher. Now if it was Miss Malvin then be there like a shot.

 

[Frutos]

There's a subtle (or maybe not subtle) joke I'm missing here isn't there? You can't be that stupid.

If there is, I've missed it too.

 

[rool]

Prick is a wonker

 

[Normal Rob]

If true, I would imagine that you feel like a prize prick. Why would you do that - are you a mental age of 4?

 

[Bad Ash]

You must have really crap hand writing!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Just me who finds it funny then?!

 

[KZNSeagull]

Prick is a wonker

I agree with the rest of the class. Signed, Teacher

 

[Del Boy]

It's NOT funny. You've missed punchline

 

[Fef]

I'm not owning up to it. You should see her teacher. Now if it was Miss Malvin then be there like a shot.

It must be comforting for your daughter to know that her father's lecherous tendencies over-ride her own well being.

 

[bennibenj]

Sorry but I am missing the point here - just knobbish behaviour

 

[Willy Dangle]

I agree with the rest of the class. Signed, Teacher

Lorks a lordy my bottoms on fire.

 

[Rabeen]

I'd have found it funny, especially if it was a child in my class that wouldn't normally do that sort of thing... I enjoy looking in reading records when there is something in there...

However as it has been reacted to in this way, you are indeed, as you say 'the worst dad in the world'.

 

[brakespear]

If true, I would imagine that you feel like a prize prick. Why would you do that - are you a mental age of 4?

This, but I have a sneaking suspicion its not true at all.

 

[Brovion]

When my mum was a teacher in Moulsecoomb she said they used to use the kids 'News' that they would write as a guide to their home life. One of the best ones was: "Daddy came home in a police car, but mummy had been taking her medsan [sic] and was asleep."

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Had to sign my daughters reading record book to prove she has been reading. I wrote 'All teachers smell' and signed it with her name.

Her protests at school today fell on deaf ears and she had to stay in at break.

How bad do I feel.

As she grows up, she will hate you . Simple. Just remember......your children look up to you for guidance, and to learn. To have a total knobend as a father is going to be tough for her. Actually, maybe you can learn from her ! I pray there arnt too many more of you out there......our future isnt looking good !!

 

[bomber130]

Just me who finds it funny then?!

Nah me to but have to be careful now as I have been given 3 points by one of the mods for being naughty.

 

[John Bumlick]

There's a subtle (or maybe not subtle) joke I'm missing here isn't there? You can't be that stupid.

If there is, I've missed it too.

If true, I would imagine that you feel like a prize prick. Why would you do that - are you a mental age of 4?

It must be comforting for your daughter to know that her father's lecherous tendencies over-ride her own well being.

Sorry but I am missing the point here - just knobbish behaviour

As she grows up, she will hate you . Simple. Just remember......your children look up to you for guidance, and to learn. To have a total knobend as a father is going to be tough for her. Actually, maybe you can learn from her ! I pray there arnt too many more of you out there......our future isnt looking good !!