***Worlds Hardest Creature VII, 2014 Round Two, Game D***

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

You've got 24 hours. Think carefully.

The Combatants:

Great White Shark



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark

This apex predator is big, fast and a natural killing machine. He is responsible for the largest number of unprovoked shark attacks on humans. Never really made a big impression in this competition however, and only snuck into round 2 thanks to gaining the wild card. Is this the year Jaws leaves his mark?

Vs

Crocodile



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile

The crocodile came out on top of a low scoring group E, bettering the Cassowary and 2010 champ the hippo in the process. The Crocodile has great WHC pedigree being a three time runner up. The croc possesses the most powerful bite per square inch in the world, has out lived the dinosaurs, can eat anything, can go a year without eating, is not affected by the loss of limbs or tail and has its own specialist killing move in the death roll.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

GWS - i can't bring myself to vote for something that can be disabled by an elastic band

 

[Mellotron]

GWSs aren't hard, as has been confirmed many times. And Crocs are just funny. That clip of someone using a Croc's nose to ring a doorbell if hilarious.

Weak match up. Nonvote.

 

[The Modfather]

great white

 

[brightonrock]

GWSs aren't hard, as has been confirmed many times. And Crocs are just funny. That clip of someone using a Croc's nose to ring a doorbell if hilarious.

Weak match up. Nonvote.

Agreed. I abstain from this one, it's yet another example of the dramatic misunderstanding of what this competition is. Anything that can be disabled with a poke in the eye, or by a rubber band, is not hard, no matter how sharp it's nashers are. You could file my teeth down to a sharp point but I'd still run like a Jessie from a Cassowary.