world's hardest creature 2010?

[turienzo's lovechild]

shall i bother with this this year?

after the polar bears DOMINANCE and back to back victories would a 2010 be a foregone conclusion? or can the honey badger MAFIA guide their beloved beast to a first title?

perhaps the increased threat of extinction has diminished the polar bear's hardness?

"oooh, it's all warm and that! give me some money and start recycling you twats!"

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I vote for an adult male orangutan

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

There must be a 2010 compo!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

ok

myself and GNLF may have to rethink the groups however, as last years competition was overshadowed with controversy as several of the favourites were knocked out in the first round after being drawn in the extremely hard "water" group, while several weaker beasts breezed through the far weaker "air" group

 

[Marty McFly]

The Honey Badger

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i can't seem to find all of the past threads on "search"

has there been a 2007, 2008 AND 2009 version? i can't find any of the 2008 ones

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

right, f*** it, let's do it........its been FAR too long

 

[Simster]

Can the honeybadger be BANNED please?

We all know they're not hard, it's been proved TWICE. Stupid twats, I reckon I could kick one of them to DEATH and I'm even less hard than NMH.

 

[Seagullible]

The Honey Badger

clear winner

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

head over to the nominations thread to ensure that your favourite BEAST qualifies

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You're gonna need a bigger monitor.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

i can't seem to find all of the past threads on "search"

has there been a 2007, 2008 AND 2009 version? i can't find any of the 2008 ones

There's only been two. The first was 2007 and the one we did last year.

here's the 2007 final:
World's hardest creature: The Final. CROCODILES VS. POLAR BEARS - North Stand Chat

In light of the mighty Polar Bear destroying all in it's path for the past two tournaments, I think we should retire it from the competition.

And the groups should be like the world cup. One water based, one insect, one mammal or some combo of each. That way they get to take on opponents from all spheres of mother natures ferocious dog eat dog world.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

There's only been two. The first was 2007 and the one we did last year.

here's the 2007 final:
World's hardest creature: The Final. CROCODILES VS. POLAR BEARS - North Stand Chat

In light of the mighty Polar Bear destroying all in it's path for the past two tournaments, I think we should retire it from the competition.

And the groups should be like the world cup. One water based, one insect, one mammal or some combo of each. That way they get to take on opponents from all spheres of mother natures ferocious dog eat dog world.

hmmm, yeah, the polar bear's presence in the tournament could potentially render the competition pointless. It's 2 victories prove that it is double hard, in which case the Polar Bear shall now be known as "eternal champion"

as for the groups, how about this:- animals are divided into

Pool A: Land Mammals
Pool B: Fish & Sea Mammals
Pool C: Lizards/Amphibians
Pool D: Birds/Insects/Other

with each group containing one member of each "pool"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

hmmm, yeah, the polar bear's presence in the tournament could potentially render the competition pointless. It's 2 victories prove that it is double hard, in which case the Polar Bear shall now be known as "eternal champion"

as for the groups, how about this:- animals are divided into

Pool A: Land Mammals
Pool B: Fish & Sea Mammals
Pool C: Lizards/Amphibians
Pool D: Birds/Insects/Other

with each group containing one member of each "pool"

Sounds good to me! Perhaps in a couple of competitions time we could have a battle of the champs and bring back the polar.

 

[strings]

Once this is done, can we have hottest sports personality 2010, and hottest TV personality 2010 etc, etc. I seem to remember they desended into a proper binfest last year

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Once this is done, can we have hottest sports personality 2010, and hottest TV personality 2010 etc, etc. I seem to remember they desended into a proper binfest last year

I believe that the correct titles are;

'Very Important Sports Lady Poll'
'Very Important TV Lady Poll'
etc..

And I can't be arsed. You fill your boots though


Maria Kirilenko.

 

[Bluejuice]

Are you going to have snakes in with Lizards & Amphibians or Birds/Insects/Other?

I'm also assuming spiders would go in Birds/Insects/Other which makes it quite a tough one for the birds to get anywhere. All them horrible bastard spiders would probably walk it

 

[Bluejuice]

Actually has there ever been anything airborne that was proper hard since the Pterodactyl?

Things that fly just don't seem to make the effort cause they can always scarper from danger

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Are you going to have snakes in with Lizards & Amphibians or Birds/Insects/Other?

I'm also assuming spiders would go in Birds/Insects/Other which makes it quite a tough one for the birds to get anywhere. All them horrible bastard spiders would probably walk it

snakes will be in the lizard group yes (although NONE have been nominated thus far) and, you are also correct with the spiders, the "other" is pretty much designed for them

 

[Trufflehound]

Honey Badgers are wusses. I met one in Botswana last year, and the cowardly little fucker just ran away.

I mean, there was only me, a few other people, a bloke with a massive rifle and a four-ton jeep. What was he so scared of?