***World's Greatest Crisp 2013-Quarter Final-Wheat Crunchies v Mini Cheddars***

[hans kraay fan club]

I've been avoiding this competition, because of the utter NONSENSE in the list of entries. I really don't think the SO CALLED competition organiser fully appreciates the gravity of these things. NSC has a long and ILLUSTRIOUS history of such polls, and to have a CRISP poll with a B I S C U I T as the favourite, is disgraceful.

Does Turi let a SHERMAN TANK enter the hardest animal poll?
Did I let the SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE compete for the V.I. Sports Lady poll?

What the actual HELL is going on here?

 

[Bold Seagull]

The competition has spiralled out of control. Who are these biscuit voters anyway!!??

 

[Mellotron]

I'm hearing rumblings that Mini Cheddars could be DISQUALIFIED...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm hearing rumblings that Mini Cheddars could be DISQUALIFIED...

Shambles

 

[MattBackHome]

Terrible quarter final. Mini cheddars by a nose, but neither should be here.

 

[tinycowboy]

I'm hearing unconfirmed BREAKING NEWS that Mini Cheddars have been SUSPENDED (sorry - getting a bit Ernest on this poll, aren't we), along with their raising agents and natural flavourings. A shame, because they had successfully got into the play-off positions. Apparently, TSB has lined up an untried peanut flavour crisp from Spain (my sources say they're called "Cheetos") as replacement - could be trouble here if the Cheetos don't deliver, but they're supposed to be really good. I await an official announcement...

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

This has to be null and void Mini Cheddars are baked and not fried = BISCUITS and they are not made from potato.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Word around TOWN is that if Cheddars aren't thrown out into the STREET on their ASS, there is going to be a Military COO.

 

[brakespear]

Word around TOWN is that if Cheddars aren't thrown out into the STREET on their ASS, there is going to be a Military COO.

Rubbish, the Crunchies had their lead and squandered it - we need more of the never-give-up attitude of the Minature Cheddars.

 

[OurPrice]

Also, the most superior flavour Wheat Crunchies was always Worcester Sauce. However, I heard a HORRIBLE rumour the other day that they are no longer making them. What the...!?!??!

 

[Ceej]

If someone went to the garage to buy crisps (and maybe a Snickers and some milk) and came back with Cheddars, there'd be words. Cheddars aren't crisps. Wheat Crunchies are Crispy.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I present the court with evidence, a TESTIMONY from Mini Cheddars' older brother.

CONFESSION that HE and his whole FAMILY are biscuits masquerading as crisps.

Biscuits don't win prizes, not in this game.

 

[brakespear]

As opposed to Wheat Crunchies, manufactured by KP Snacks, owned by United BISCUITS?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

The ayes have it, take 'em away boys.

 

[tinycowboy]

Biscuits don't win prizes, not in this game.

Plus they're made with REAL cheese! Who wants THAT??

 

[BuddyBoy]

I'd door to door campaign for crunchies if that's what it takes.

Cheddars are a danger.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If someone went to the garage to buy crisps (and maybe a Snickers and some milk) and came back with Cheddars, there'd be words. Cheddars aren't crisps. Wheat Crunchies are Crispy.

Exactly that.

"Hey mate, are you going down the shop?"

"Yeah. Going to get a drink".

"Nice one. Here's a couple of quid. Can you grab me a sprite and a pck of crisps?"

"No worries"

............

............

"Here you go mate"

"Eh?"

"Your stuff"

"Mini cheddars?"

"Yeah? You said get some crisps"

"Are you some kind of absolute cu.n.t?"

 

[supaseagull]

I agree, mini cheddars are a small cracker and by their inclusions, I demand a revote to include Cheeselets, Twiglets, Tuc and Krackawheat!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I agree, mini cheddars are a small cracker and by their inclusions, I demand a revote to include Cheeselets, Twiglets, Tuc and Krackawheat!

Good logic. Twiglets rule.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Tough on biscuits, tough on the supporters of biscuits.

For too long the assumption that mini cheddars are a crisp has been made. For too long this small biscuit has been masquerading as a crisp. So what if it comes in a crisp bag sized vessel, so what if it's sold behind bars in pubs, so what if its still nice with a pint and 'doesn't really matter'. Well i say we are all to blame, letting this lazy labelling take hold. It has a foothold in our society and it is unacceptable. What about the poor crisp fighting its corner afters years of neglect and decay? It has a tough enough time as a crisp lets not make it harder by letting a biscuit steal its limelight.

Please support the crisp in its time of need and banish the evil empire of biscuits from this competition.